Grackle👍

Hello y’all, call me Grackle or Glitter, Grackle is a funkier sounding name so prob should use that but I’ll respond to Glitter cause Glitter is ✨glittery✨ My pronouns are usually He/Him cause I’m not out as agender to ppl in my life but I really don’t care what u call me I’d rather like to just exist Also uh impostor syndrome is not fun, and if I either ignore you or get extra clingy or whatever I’m sorry and pls make me aware, I promise I’m not trying to be bad!!!

[differentglittertimemachine]

Agh fuck… I’m in college now and I spend all my time sending cat videos to my irls, which is like great, but I kinda forgot about you, my lovely hellsite

[differentglittertimemachine]

I may stay hiatused here :Þ

[differentglittertimemachine]

Agh fuck… I’m in college now and I spend all my time sending cat videos to my irls, which is like great, but I kinda forgot about you, my lovely hellsite

[dogpuppy]

[something-very-wrong]

Why is Michigan trending???

[differentglittertimemachine]

Best state ig 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[teaboot]

Alright kids say it with me

My thoughts don’t make me a bad person

My feelings don’t make me a bad person

My thoughts, feelings, and impulses only exist inside my head, and none of it matters unless I act on it

Nobody can see my thoughts or emotions

The only things anyone can see and judge me on are my actions

There’s no such thing as a thought crime

thank u

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[beardedmrbean]

[lastoneout]

Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.

[animentality]

[qqchurch]

[mel-155-a]

We had porn mafia before, when the porn was illegal before now. Like, in living memory, there were organized crime owned sex shops. You can go talk to people who have had to sell porn under the counter and claim that dildos were just "bachelorette party decorations" or something similar to the cops. Queer bars were all owned by organized crime until VERY RECENTLY.

You guys really all need to learn that none of this is new, fuck me.

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[minart-was-taken]

do you have any plushies? if so, what would your favorite plush look like as a darkner? :0

I have many plushies! No favourites. However the most interesting option for a darkner would probably be my axolotl collection

They could have a real mean girl group. I'm talking sisterhood, backstabbing, blood and fashion. 💅

[differentglittertimemachine]

SHINY WOOPA

(Can’t believe they made an irl animal out of woopa…)

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[melynnwaters]

genuinely transcendental I love humans

[dans-other-clone]

is this why road work takes what feels like months

[ey-yo]

do you expect them to STARVE ?

[differentglittertimemachine]

Anyone else ever paralyzed and unable to get yourself to do something until someone just says “hey you should do this” and then magically you can move your limbs and such and complete the task

[differentglittertimemachine]

Happy Yay-John-Money-is-Dead Day! 🥳🥳🥳

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David Reimer - Wikipedia

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

I’m always fascinated by people who can trick their brain into doing things.

“If we finish this chore then we can have a treat.”

I have ADHD. My brain says orrr I can have the treat and never do the chore

[purlturtle]

"I know the person in charge of handing out treats; they're a pushover."

[the-haiku-bot]

“I know the person

in charge of handing out treats;

they’re a pushover.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[differentglittertimemachine]

Ugh I wish I could trick myself into doing stuff

[ysabelmystic]