I SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT I AM UP TO NO GOOD

A. Pure Bellarke trash. Cries over Harry Potter and everything Marvel related. Slytherin. ENTP. Queen of terrible puns and sarcasm. I occasionally write.

[diffferentkid]

plz can someone out there recommend me a good Nessian fic so that I can forget the shitpost that ACOSF was…

[mercurianbisous-deactivated2023]

I did something

[mightymorphingayagenda]

Cassian: what would you do without me?

Nesta: Azriel.

[unhealthyfanobsession]

Nesta Archeron would look into the Ouroboros to see her truest self and then scoff at it for being too nice.

[talkfantasytome]

Rhys to Feyre: Who I am in the Court of Nightmares... it's not something I want you to see.

Az to Gwyn *probably*: I'd rather you not see who I am in the Court of Nightmares.

Cassian to Nesta *probably*: Going to the Court of Nightmares tomorrow! Please come with me! You're going to be sooooo turned on. I promise. ;)

[mercurianbisous-deactivated2023]

The Inner Circle as parents... yeah don’t touch me

These are my personal headcanons + ships so if you don’t agree that’s fine 👩‍💻🤓

Rhys and Feyre

weirdly enough I think they’d stop at two kids???

for some reason I can’t imagine them having like a huuuuge family

maybe 3 kids max

their second child is definitely a girl

and rhys becomes even more insufferable with his overprotective mother hen behaviour because guys... rhys had a sister once and—- imma need to stop 🥺

nyx as an older brother though??? that’s just pure gold

I can totally see him teasing his sister and being a prankster like his uncle cassian but deep down he’s feysand’s son... so he’s territorial af

if someone even looks at his sister the wrong way, they’d better run

imagine having the most powerful high lord and his son as your bodyguards... yeah, nobody stands a chance

feyre is just like “whatever, she’d rip their heads off before you two even get to say hello”

rhys and feyre are so proud of their little family

their daughter can definitely kick her brother’s ass by 20

and nyx wouldn’t have it any other way

Cassian + Nesta

cassian has girl dad energy

and I won’t accept any criticism on that

so their first born is obviously a girl and cassian is... well, he’s a goddamn mess

he’s never held anyone so tiny in his arms ever

“love, she’s not that tiny. you’re just... huge”

cassian falls in love with their daughter the second he learns nesta is pregnant

he rests his hand on her swollen stomach at every chance he gets

and when the baby starts kicking he loses it, so mesmerised by it

and if you think rhys’s overprotectiveness is over the line... well

cassian is so, so much worse

nesta wants to kill him everyday for it but deep down it turns her on ngl

pregnant sex. a lot of it.

I can totally picture them having three kids in total... all girls

cassian jokes that he has an army of valkyries at home

but just imagine how powerful their daughters would be. their dad is the most skilled general in history and their mom is death herself.

no one messes with them, that’s for sure

his girls couldn’t be more deadly yet all of them are pure rays of sunshine for him

Azriel + Gwyn

az is the last one of the three brothers to become a dad, but he doesn’t mind

babysitting his nieces and nephews is tiring enough

so when gwyn breaks the news to him... he cries

azriel bawls his eyes out for days

he couldn’t be happier

but, as expected, he becomes an insufferable overprotective prick just like his brothers

gwyn goes to nesta and feyre “how did you manage to not kill your mates during pregnancy? cause it’s been two days since I told him and I’m already plotting”

all jokes aside, it makes her heart tingle that someone cares that much for her

az talks to the baby a lot while they’re in the womb

a lot of belly kisses too

he can’t physically wait to be a dad

in the end they have three boys, and just when they thought that was all... gwyn gets pregnant again

and it’s a girl

az cries harder than he’s ever done because he’s having a little girl... a little mini gwyn

his heart can’t take it

all her older brothers are super protective of their daughter, even though she’s a valkyrie herself and could take anyone down with a single kick

Elain + Lucien

I can see them taking the longest to become parents because of the whole “I have to figure out the mating bond thing” stuff

but they do eventually sort things out and Elain gives them a chance

and boy... she should’ve done it sooner

lucien treats her like a true princess

and when she gets pregnant, she’s a bit shocked at first, but overall really happy

lucien is over the moon

they first have a little girl with fiery red hair and soft features like elain

she loves running around in the garden and having her dad chase after her

lucien would pick her up easily and blow raspberries on her little neck every time, making her scream with laughter

elain feels so full of love watching her mate and their daughter play together

lucien never knew he’d have this big of a soft spot for children, but he absolutely adores being a dad

give their children the love he never received

and they can’t stop

I feel like they’d have a lot of kids

like, definitely around 7

I just think both of them are totally thrilled to become parents and they just can’t help themselves

elain definitely teaches all of them how to cook and bake and lucien is big on the training side

I can imagine them living a very peaceful and fulfilling life in a house full of (kinda chaotic) children

Amren + Varian

I can totally picture them seeing all their family’s kids and being like... no thanks

I don’t think they’d want to become parents, at least not for a long time

they’re more than happy to be the cool(est) aunt and uncle and spoiling all their nieces and nephews

also teaching them everything their parents don’t want them to know

amren is definitely set to piss off cassian and nesta the most

but just because she loves them and “your girls need to know everything” “amren I’ll fucking end you” “try me bitch”

and they don’t even like children that much so... why bother

if they do end up having a family of their own though, I think it would be very down the line and they’d stop at one kid

nonetheless they’re so damn happy they don’t have to change diapers, clean vomit stains and chase flying Illyrian babies around

yeah... they made the right choice

Mor + Emerie

coolest aunts energy

although amren disagrees because she’s the coolest aunt, duh

they definitely want to adopt a baby together, but they’re waiting for the right time

in the meantime they’re more than happy to babysit their family’s little devils

but when the time comes, they adopt the littlest Illyrian boy they’ve ever seen

he’s so small and cute and smart and ugh, they’ve wanted their own little family for so long

they’d totally adopt more babies over the years

I think they’d stop at around baby 3 or 4, two boys and two girls

can you imagine how powerful those babies would be?? how deadly??

mor is so here for it

emerie is definitely the worrying 24/7 mom, but mor’s steady presence calms her nerves every time

[diffferentkid]

ugh I know Damiano has a gf and all but the way I ship him and Vic....

[everyscript]

A Bellarke song! Since the show is almost over, here is a song for the ship! I hope you guys like it!

LINK: https://youtu.be/zAbw8xfaSI8

[diffferentkid]

Guys!!!! listen to this!!! It’s so creative!

[youaremysoulmate1330]

I’m probably going to voicing an unpopular opinion rn. So I’m gonna start by saying -

I loved Lexa and I shipped Clexa at a point too.

But.

BUT.

Madi and Bellamy got her through 6 years by herself.

Madi who was her daughter and her only companion on a planet with no other souls, and Bellamy who was her companion in heart only. The person she spoke to every day for 2199 days.

They’re the people who got her through that alive.

And somehow they’re not the ones who appear to her? As much as I loved the surprise of seeing Lexa’s familiar face, and reprise that moment of love they held for each other (even though it wasn’t REALLY Lexa) - it just didn’t make sense to me.

Im just so confused by the entire events of this season because the story just doesn’t make any sense. What happened y’all?

[teamfreewilllover]

Jroth could have so easily brought Bellamy or the real Lexa back for the last episode...buT HE REALLY CAN’T LET US HAVE NICE THINGS, HUH??

[diffferentkid]

Might just start writing again (after not doing it for YEARS) to cope with the series finale lmao

[diffferentkid]

Heyo! ()

I wanted to ask because you might also be into it: Could I share or submit a song I wrote for Bellarke to your blog please? (It has spoilers for Season 7 though) And if you'd like, we could exchange something creative, perhaps! ^_^

HI! YES of course!!! <3

[hyper-fixated-princess]

So... you’re telling me that Emori who was literally impaled, Madi who’s body stopped functioning, Echo who’s heart stopped beating and Levitt who was shot in the heart, all of them transcended... but Bellamy fucking Blake, who actually died trying to convince everyone that transcendence was real... didn’t??!??

Holy shit that’s spiteful writing right there.

[diffferentkid]

You know what, I’m happy that at least some of us are satisfied with the ending, that at least some of us viewers got to see their beloved character once again. I would haved died to see Bellamy once again, but at least you got to see Lexa one last time. I’m happy for you guys.

[amessinadress]

Well atleast we got this..

[pineapplebellarke]

And for the last time ever,

It’s show day bitches

[jacobdenness]

these are some old posts people made that i think give you just a taste of how much we were all trolled by Jason, there was all this and a lot more and then Bellarke never happened. regardless of who any of us did or didn’t ship we were all used for our views so he could get show renewed i believe and then when he could have given us something we were just screwed.

if jason really wanted bellarke to only be platonic he could have for one developed other relationships for both of them in a real way on screen and second cut out with the unending Bellarke scenes, a few of witch are mentioned above. it is not the audiences fault that they see something like bellarke when there dynamic is framed the way it is because it builds things up and up and people thinks there’s going to be a pay off. it really would have been easy enough to establish them as two strong leaders with a strong friendship but they didn’t do that and not to give people what you no they are waiting for is frankly just mean.

now i talked about Bellarke here but Clexa fans hardly got what they wanted and the same is true of other fans as well, in fact it looks like were even going to lose Murphy now. so i think the point is we’ve spent so long fighting each other and we all know that is true but no one really wins except Jason who has been using all of us for seven years.

the prequel is coming and it really looks like from what i saw that he’s trying to follow a similar pattern as he did with Bellarke and i’m sure there will be other patterns we will see over again. i for one refuse to put my self through this again so i’m asking people please stop fighting each other and when the end comes let it end there and don’t start it all again with the prequel.