No title available
Cosimo Galluzzi
styofa doing anything
almost home
Peter Solarz
★
Xuebing Du
RMH
YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sade Olutola
ellievsbear
Not today Justin
Andulka
🪼
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Product Placement
d e v o n
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Türkiye
seen from France
seen from Switzerland
seen from Colombia
seen from Colombia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Sweden
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@difficultlillobster
I laughed way too hard at this
in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!
OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT
HOLY SHIT
this guy GETS IT
@its-a-nickname got me thinkin’ about the eleventh hour again so here is my elaborate proposal: every time the boys die violently, lup is released from the umbra staff
loop one: the boys are crushed/burned to death at noon, which means that the umbra staff is also likely crushed by falling debris (or burned up in a fire). lup is released, but because it’s noon she immediately returns to the umbra staff when the loop resets
loop two: the boys are crushed/burned to death at noon; same as above
loop three: magnus opens a locker and causes an explosion at 11:15 (according to the taz wiki). thb dies. the umbra staff is destroyed in the explosion. lup is freed for forty-five whole minutes!!!
loop four: magnus opens a different locker and causes an explosion AT 11:15 again. everyone dies. lup is freed for another forty-five minutes.
loop five: the boys get eaten alive by cute bugs at 11:40. probably they don’t eat the umbra staff, though??? lup remains in the umbrella.
loop six: magnus fails to disarm a bomb by cutting the wrong wire at 11:51; it explodes and everyone dies. the umbra staff is destroyed in the explosion; lup is freed for nine minutes
loop seven: magnus fails to disarm the bomb again by cutting a different but equally wrong wire. the bomb explodes; lup is freed for another nine minutes.
loop eight: magnus cuts ALL the wires; once again, everyone dies; lup is freed for another nine minutes
side note but magnus caused a lot of deaths this arc huh… boy really does rush in
loop nine: the boys are crushed to death at noon, along with the umbra staff; lup is momentarily freed
loop ten: the boys die at noon when the cave collapses; lup is momentarily freed
loop eleven: the boys die when the temple collapses at 12:15; lup is momentarily freed
loop twelve: they live! lup remains in the umbrella for several more months :o(
IN CONCLUSION, DURING THE ELEVENTH HOUR, ASSUMING THE UMBRA STAFF BREAKS WHENEVER THE BOYS DIE VIOLENTLY, LUP GETS RELEASED FROM UMBRELLA JAIL FOR A TOTAL OF 1 HR AND 57 MINS
WHAT DOES SHE DO WITH ALL THIS FREE TIME, U MAY ASK. WELL I HAVE SOME SUGGESTIONS:
- lich out over the bodies of her dead friends (neither fun nor flirty)
- steal taako’s diamonds and visit paloma for a prophecy (very fun and flirty)
- become disappointed that she can’t eat any of paloma’s scones; try to unlock the secrets of scone magic anyway
- accidentally scare the bejeezus about of cassidy when cassidy shows up at the mines with a bunch of cluster bombs
- disguise herself as taako and attempt to get the hot goss about taako’s show from ren without revealing to her that she is not actually her brother (only somewhat successful, but still very entertaining nonetheless)
- throw potshots at a purple worm (therapeutic)
- ???
- profit
hey this sucks
-lup probably
there’s nothing better than griffin mcelroy completely apathetically and deadpan doing a bit while his brothers literally choke on their breath screaming with laughter in the background
oh sorry sorry but this is FALSE—patently FALSE—information because i’m pretty sure what’s better is Justin struggling to get through what is probably not even a very good bit while his brothers shout over him and also each other in the background
what’s REALLY good is when Travis and Griffin are deadpan bouncing back and forth with a bit while you can hear Justin animorphing into a whistling teakettle in the background
what’s also good is when Justin is possessed by a Voice and suddenly he’s an unstoppable juggernaut of comedy while his brothers cry for mercy
I can feel that 2020 is going to change my life for the better and that i’m going to be in a new direction. I can’t even describe it, I just have a gut feeling that i’m going to meet people and be in the right place at the right time for the circumstances that are divinely timed just for me. overwhelmed with good thoughts and hopes for what is to come
reblog for good vibes in 2020
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
I just died, this killed me
I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this
My english teacher played the whole song in class once. I think he was trying to describe postmodernism.
Just remember that Mark Hamil showed this to Carrie Fisher and they both couldn’t stop laughing. Its Luke and Leia Approved
If you’ve never watched the full version of the song please do.
a guide on men's bathrooms
lemme tell you, when you start passing and trying out this scary ass world you gotta prepare- so here’s a list of stuff to watch out for
• don’t look at the urinal with profound bewilderment (trust me, it’s an URGE) • when a man nods at you while takin a thicc piss, nod back. idk why, it’s secret cis code • man says ‘how’s it goin?’ don’t hesitate, put on your best Straight Male™ voice and say ‘it’s goin.’ • usually this will be garnered with a gruff laugh, don’t smile or they will smell your humanity!! wash your hands and go bud. • don’t act like you ain’t meant to be there, you’re prolly more of a man than any of those fuckers so stand tall and stand proud • if someone glances at you weird, rather than thinking ‘shit im not passing’ realize that it’s probably just that you were so handsome that you just gave a guy his awakening!! congrats!!! • don’t back down. you both reaching to get that piece of paper towel first? be fast. be bold. crush your enemies. • a group of swanky men come in laughing? avoid. • business men? avoid. • friendly men? approach with caution. • nervous boy™? congrats you’ve found your kin!!! bless!!! • above all, don’t be too scared. it is horrifying at first but i promise you you are looking super manly today!! strut into that bathroom!! those losers that say dumb shit?? break their faces with a mirror!! • you got this!! you are valid my lovely masc-identifying humans!!
The best advice I can ever give someone is ACT LIKE YOU BELONG THERE. Seriously. If people think you know what you’re doing they will leave you alone. Go in, do your bizz, get out. Act with purpose and if you make eye contact give a nod and move on.
Alternatively, in a womans bathroom:
Blow ass, do coke, eat lasagna, whatever because no matter what you do, it won’t be the weirdest thing to happen in there that day.
Jiggle the toilet paper roller around and maybe bump the tiny garbage can in the stall to be extra convincing.
If someone walks by just lower your gaze or give a quick fake smile.
If anyone talks to you, most of the time you can just raise the pitch of your voice and do a little half laugh.
I promise you, it’s near impossible to draw attention to yourself, no one cares, they just wanna get in and out as fast as possible. They aren’t thrilled to be there either.
My personal go-to tactic for avoiding people in the bathroom is just waiting it out in the stall til people leave.
If someone comes in while your washing your hand or using the mirror you can usually turn away and pretend like you’re gonna grab a paper towel then continue using the miror once they go to their stall.
If someones doing makeup or blocking a sink just look down until they notice, if they dont notice raise your pitch say “sorry, can I just get in there quick” or whatever and smile, they wont give it a second thought or even look up.
The raising the pitch of your voice isn’t for passing purposes, its just something everyone does for some reason. (I think its just to appear more friendly or nonthreatening)
Finally, the elder scrolls-
finally some good fucking relatable content
trees want to look at you
being The Ugly Friend, The Family Disappointment, The Closeted Gay Cousin and The Failure all at once is lots of work to do it’s tiring
a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid
bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both
bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions
bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist
Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise
This is everything
I’m sitting here trying not to cry in public because this was so fucking beautiful
this is so sweet im 😭
you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.
spread the word
