gave a shout of light

havi | late 20s they/them queer writer & witchy punk. european. i make monthly playlists & vibe. message for misc questions idk bsky | ao3 | carrd | tidal

[tempo-takoyaki]

Uh oh, someone spiked the tea!

(Image without text under the cut: )

Keep reading

[tempo-takoyaki]

Made some notes for how I draw SQQ and LBH.

[tempo-takoyaki]

Of course my favorite is the "protagonist" who gets a corruption arc.

[krocodilian]

🦈🐊

[temitoka]

got too drunk last night and granted someone a boon

[fongus-the-ninth]

[taldigi]

Hello???? Suggestions????

[biglawbear]

Reblog if you're overworked and underfucked

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

lie to me

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[thegaymertrainer]

TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….

[cognitohazardous]

this is how we should generate power for cities

[transmechanicus]

contextual storytelling from that sign in the back

[quendergeer]

muttering "the hamsters control the wheels" as i wander around like a blind medieval soothsayer

[funny-tik-toks]

[lylahammar]

We’ve found a new game

[saltsoaaa]

[gatorix1]

Cql wangxian will always have a special place in my heart

[chromaticrainarts]

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

[apricops]

that post about “you get bandits when you cut soldiers loose without pay” reminds me of the Thirty Years War, because one could say that beneath all the religious schisms and diplomatic jockeying, the heart of the thirty years war was “what happens when you have a state with just enough capacity to raise massive armies but without enough financial capacity to actually pay those armies” and the answer is that the line between professional armies and roving gangs of bandits disappears and every time you try to raise an army it just becomes another independently acting wildfire devouring the countryside. No matter how bad things get, every day I wake up and thank my lucky stars that I do not live in 17th century Europe. Or 17th century China. Or the 17th century Americas. Or basically anywhere in the 17th century.

[probabilitydirigible]

One of my favorite little anecdotes about ancient mercenaries is that it was tradition for most of history to give your mercenaries two wages- "Bread" and "Gravy." Both were set at a daily value, but where "Bread" was intended to cover regular maintenance and life stuff and therefore paid out frequently (Here's your week's meal and gear repair budget!) the "Gravy" wage was paid out exclusively at the end of the contract as one lump sum. So like, your gravy wage and bread wage might be one silver coin per day each, so you're getting a handful of coins every week to cover food, and then at the end of an 800 day campaign, you get a wheelbarrow with 800 coins.

Employers liked offering this structure because then they didn't have to like, try to guess how long the invasion of spain will take and then carry 800 coins per soldier around the battlefield where it could be captured. It also gives them the chance to budget around the assumption that they take an enemy city and *find* vast sums of treasure even if they don't have the full value at the beginning of the war.

The main flaw of this system is that it's very easy to end up in a scenario where if you have, say, 50,000 guys that have been fighting for 800 days, you now owe 40 million silver to your army, and if the budget has not worked out to a 40 million surplus, you literally can't afford to end the war, but you can probably afford to pay them for a couple more weeks. So then you have to start thinking creatively.

Anyway across all time and history a lot of generals were ultimately beaten to death by men chanting gravy.

[matchasartcha]

when cat does leg thing