Lost & Secure

So you just gon bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? BITCH! About me: https://youtu.be/cOF5fM6puKw

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

[ica47-deactivated20190309]

sonic adventure 2 was not a game it was a lifestyle. a dream.

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[trapselena97-deactivated2019030]

sorry I can’t not reblog it 😩

[thephoenixnamedbria]

😞

[pkmnjesus]

If you’re in a vacation mood then LISTEN to this!

Pokémon the First Movie soundtrack: Vacation by Vitamin C scene from Pikachu’s Vacation (the short shown before the movie)

[corsolanite]

[irlhumangirl]

me: *spills my feelings* my brain: *slamming fists on table* REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGR

[shittycryptids]

A glass that pushes cat off of counters

[draws-memes]

[roguishpixiedreamgirl]

This is it. Peak humor

[mod-kh]

And they say Grindr is a hookup app

[millionsknives]

please make sure that wherever you’re at in life, you don’t treat it like a transitory period. don’t waste your college years wishing to already be graduated & have a job. don’t waste your single years wishing for someone to be in love with. if/when those things come, they will come in due time and they will be good. but there is nothing like looking back and feeling empty because you wasted literal years ignoring what you had because you were hoping for something better. while it’s important to better yourself and reach for your goals, don’t neglect the present because that’s where you are now and it’s your now that determines your future. 

[prideprejudce]

me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas

my cat:

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

Faggots?

[arcadine]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

[jostenyard]

[fabrumsblog]

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

came up with a new pointless kink identity. it’s called friend dom. it’s when you have to come up with every activity for hangout sessions cuz your friend is too indecisive or laid back and never decides on what they wanna do

[meanplastic]

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

uuweweuundeheuhme

[coratorium]

the digimon movie is really good

[ryukisgod]

Customer service bosses be like:

[polyglotplatypus]

Love Is Stored in The You

[moonpaw]