[memewhore]

[nastywizard]

There's a snowstorm and a UPS driver just hopped out of his truck in those slutty little shorts... Hope he's unionized cuz he is Working Bitch

[2000love]

don’t understand stocks because i’m sexy but apparently the rich are suffering? keep up the good work and god bless

[straightboyfriend]

[thatdisasterauthor]

The Texas State Aquarium has taught their crow to play connect four and I am DELIGHTED.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[eggplantsplit]

דאלוי פּאָליצײ

[ronanlysnch]

LITTLE WOMEN (2019) written and directed by Greta Gerwig

[mens-rights-activia]

[thetomska]

tumblr i’m begging you please let me reblog the big tiddy coffin

[sociopathgoingtohell-deactivate]

I need to be able to reblog that

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

goals

[apocalypsegay]

this is where the resident evil vampire milf sleeps

[plum-soup]

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

[one-venti-neurosis]

their what now?

[confusedbyinterface]

[redchrominance]

their ‘bussy’ you might say

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[meanplastic]

[swarkswarks]

[euphonero]

who is ready for the 10 year anniversary of party rock anthem on January 25th

[euphonero]

i would dare to say that the world started shuffling every day in early 2011 and has not stopped shuffling in the decade since

[patronizing-deactivated20250728]

why is my teacher roleplaying with me in a formal email

[ifuc]

*pulls you closer* youre failing trigonometry