Unmotivated Intelligence

The name's Matt. Just Matt. No last name. Not one you need to know. For all intents and purposes, I'm the third smartest person in the world. If you want me to like you, impress me. Few have tried, and fewer still have succeeded. Status: Married to oldworldsrunnerup [M!A Status: None]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via rhynoplaz)

[surrenderyourbliss]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[arises from my slumber making dial up connection sounds] time to play video games

[reneoque]

[memewhore]

[reneoque]

[techfutures]

SQL INJECTION FOOLS SPEED TRAPS AND CLEARS YOUR RECORD

Typical speed camera traps have built-in OCR software that is used to recognize license plates. A clever hacker decided to see if he could defeat the system by using SQL Injection…

The basic premise of this hack is that the hacker has created a simple SQL statement which will hopefully cause the database to delete any record of his license plate. Or so he (she?) hopes. Talk about getting off scot-free!

http://hackaday.com/2014/04/04/sql-injection-fools-speed-traps-and-clears-your-record/

[rvengefulobster]

This is too silly! I doubt it would work but who knows.

[memewhore]

[bolkonskydrawsmello]

well uhh

[digital-ginger-m]

I did the thing...

I just bought five black and white striped Matt shirts because the last time I saw any was five years ago and five should get me through the next dry spell. FML

Can’t believe oldworldsrunnerup isn’t laughing at me for this.

[deathnotetruths]

Hi Death Note Fandom!

If any of you cosplay as MATT, I have some very exciting news for you!

Target actually has a pretty perfect white and black striped shirt in stores and online this season. The best part? They’re very inexpensive. The website says $12 or 2 for $20, and my local store had them for $8 each. 

Any potential Mail Jeevas enthusiasts might want to look into it for cosplay purposes. :) Just make sure you select the BLACK/WHITE option if you’re buying online! And don’t forget to check your local sales paper, because they sometimes have discounts that aren’t listed on the website.

Go forth and cosplay, friends!

[x]

[damianmcgintleman]

why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind the window just made me authentic mexican cuisine two minutes before i pulled to the second window no do you know why i go to taco bell it’s because it’s 1:30am and my life is terrible so i order a coke and five dorito loco tacos and shove them down my face in the parking lot

[ilstack]

Should be commissioned as an ad for Taco Bell

[broadstreets]

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[crystal-version]

Appreciation post for the pokédexes and the handhelds they were based on

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