head pervert in charge

full time arber xhekaj obsessive

[digitalnapkin]

napkin // 24 // they // occasionally (text) nsfw // always rpf + frequently problematic

caps, oilers, habs are my main teams. fave players are leno, connor mcdavid, leon draisaitl, dylan strome, arber xhekaj, lane hutson, and mitch marner among others.

other fandoms include asoiaf, tlt, mdzs. i also love movies and books and horror! i mainly tag fandoms and ships. im too lazy to tag teams and players forgive me...

find me on ao3 here!

[guiltfactory]

saying "this guy is giving me insane molested vibes" and everyone looks at me like i'm crazy because they're apparently incapable of picking up on insane molested vibes

[intovertebral]

rutger mcgroarty gwg to tie the series for the baby pens! (x)

[digitalnapkin]

i said “i wish bryan woo was here” and mae said “im sure you do”

[digitalnapkin]

i paid 20 dollars for this beer

[jarvypup]

Ohh I love them

[digitalnapkin]

paid for wifi on my flight so i can watch tiktoks of arber :) worth it.

[delowry]

writing fanfiction isn't enough i need to see him sucking cock in real life

[digitalnapkin]

do you have (hab...)any favorite lane pictures? ❤️ 💙

posted separate bc tumblr didn’t want me to put images in this ask 🩷

[digitalnapkin]

for the anon that wanted my fave lane pics… tumblr wouldn’t let me reply to ur ask… but here u go 🩷

when he is mouse and has bad facial hair and his beautiful side profile and the red line from his helmet 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[digitalnapkin]

i don’t understand how colt emerson can look so cute and enchanting on the broadcast and then completely terrifying in photos. like what is the truth

[digitalnapkin]

i just remembered people used to call mm16 mitchy mouse. does laner out-mouse mitch marner.

considering lane’s Ears and General despereaux appearance, i think he beats mitch. but i think older men calling mitch mouse is like snorting coke so, take that as you will

[digitalnapkin]

Okay if we're incest down is this a good place to discuss Hutsoncest👀👀

Maybe it's the innocence kink but Laner being a good brother and showing Cole how to get off properly

the hutsons are so fucking strange. i could definitely do something with them for sure…. they could both teach each other… a lot

[digitalnapkin]

4

4. what type of shoes do you wear?

mostly birkenstocks LOL. i will wear them until the sole is peeling off and the inside suede is falling apart and then buy a new pair. also ankle boots and occasionally platform boots.

ask game!!!

[digitalnapkin]

I forget have you had any engagement with incest stuff for Leno and his brother it seems like your type of thing

yes i need to tap in, ive mostly been doing hughescest and xhekajcest but leno is my very special boy so

[digitalnapkin]

the lanearber brainworms are getting to me

YAYYYYYY!!!! join us. JOIN USSSSS

[digitalnapkin]

seeing slaf without his hideous playoff beard was like coming up for air after having your head pushed underwater like yessss the return of the face scar gulping that shit downnn

no literally i forgot he fucking looked at that. welcome back beautiful good bye chud