mad at me island

the lion hadn't really thought about it that way.

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🌷 quartz, 30, she/her. got into hockey so here we go again. on the hill of sisyphus with the philadelphia flyers. other interests: art, poetry, video games. rpf zone warning, don't share any rpf-related posts from me on other platforms. okay now let's have fun!

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"[sounding like he's stress sweating through his shirt] how much lower... also don't know how long a kilometer is, i'm just guessing here. [even more miserably] i use freedom units... augh, to my detriment... where the, okay— i ca— am i stupid?! what the fuck, where am i!"

brother you're driving a fake submarine in a pitch black void. you're like in the abyssopelagic zone with a headlamp on. no one's nailing a kilometer down here

[leolaroot]

[robo271]

dickieee

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[vintage-tigre]

Madonna eating pizza in a New York deli, February 1992 - photographed by Steven Meisel.

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still thinking about it... still at the restaurant... denver who keeps suggesting trevor nap when he seems worn out, cause he's thoughtful like that, paying attention. and then even keeps waking him up with a kiss cause he's even sweet, too, and trevor melts every time. though it's not exactly a sweet peck cause denver keeps seeming starved, already really hot for it somehow even though trevor's still bleary and barely awake enough to really kiss back yet, just opening his mouth. but hey, they're all over each other these days anyway, and trevor can't give him any shit when he's getting hard in his sweats a little embarrassingly fast anyway, so whatever. he's never gonna complain about being wanted.

[notgilderoylockhart]

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

[mizuthe-cat]

Positive affirmations for people who have side blogs

I am on the right blog

i have never reblogged anything to the wrong blog ever

this is the right blog

purple Tuesday

I have never made a post on the wrong blog

[stefinhaze]

We're gonna have a lot of fun together!

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every day my "trevor as a little kids hockey coach" au comes a little closer to being real apparently

[washedupswammer]

shoutout @wachovia-center for finding this.. trevor zegras youth hockey camp LOL🙂‍↕️? website link

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imagine being one of jamie's ducks teammates. you have to quintuple text him over three days about something time sensitive and that 'delivered' stamp has not budged. you give up and text trevor instead. he responds in thirty seconds with a "jim says that sounds good ya 🔥🔥🥂😛". you fantasize about him falling on his face next practice

[zeegras]

top five pieces of jamie lore?

not sticking to 5 here either i'm afraid

no. 1 will always be the fact that he used to float in hampus' unheated pool as a way to decompress after games

the fact that the ducks deemed it important to force him to live with hampus as emotional support and it backfired when they traded hampus anyway and only ended up with jamie and trevor becoming even more codependant

he was so intent on not making a fuss about his contract talks with the ducks that this was reported on by hockey insiders, who were also reporting that they thought he was actively being intentionally shafted by verbeek.

that time where jamie essentially told an interviewer he considers trevor to be one of the best players in the world

tried learning the guitar when he was on IR, apprently only got as far as learning one song, brett young's 'in case you didn't know' which he apparently only ever played to trevor, on their rooftop. if you value your health and don't already know those lyrics, don't look them up. don't picture this scenario. just don't.

scared of the ocean! didn't go on the boat on the ducks cabo trip, presumably for this reason.

has, up until recently, spent his offseasons in a garage somewhere in ontario with his hometown boys

jamie's ducks teammates saying they have to text trevor to check in on jamie bc jamie seems to regularly throw his phone into the ocean

tried to get into drinking red wine when he injured his shoulder and was cooking steak for trevor

spent his 21st with the ducks wags getting iced

trevor (allegedly) taught him to play golf but definitely did buy him a set of clubs

went to catholic private school. related: his st christopher pendant

sore loser!!! sore winner also!!!

chest waxer :( jamie free yourself

[bluishfrog]

Bone Beside Belief

Will snorts. “Want me to wear your tooth on my chain for you or what?” Yes. God, yes. Mack wants that with a ferocity that no longer surprises him. The need is immediate and instinctive as pain. As hunger. It’s a body knowing what it wants before shame has the chance to catch up.

or: Will sends Mack a video about a tooth being used as the center stone of a ring. Mack stops wearing his mouth guard. The two things are decidedly not related.

stream on ao3

[chupachups]

Seraphim slip dress by Dark in love

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🌻🌻🧐?

🌻 - just ate some AMAZING ice cream ... the tillamook brand is usually way too expensive for our pockets but it was bogo last week and oh my god. it's so creamy and good. i got the ice cream cone swirl or whatever it's called which is like vanilla and mild chocolate ice cream mixed up with caramel and chocolate and waffle cone bits

🌻 - fun fact about me is i make my own dog food. which is actually pretty easy and cheap this way like it's just some aldis canned vegetables and ground turkey i cook in a skillet. throw in big bowl. mix. put in some mason jars. bam dog breakfast and dinner for the week