phd in lesbian yearning

Alyssa / 26 / she/her / still coviding / is this how I find my cc sapphic lover?

[digitalsapphism]

Intro post!

Alyssa✨

26yo☀️

So-called northeast USA🌲

Sapphic🪻

You may ask for my hand in the messages (no, literally. I am trying to find my Covid conscious true love and I think after using every app on the planet, tumblr might make my dream come true)

(But you must be ages 24-29 to flirt with me and I am femme4femme/chapstick)

I love Palestine to the moon and back🫒

I love reading 📚

My new special interest is Arcane💗

Tumblr is how I found out queer people existed back when I was 13! So coming back is giving me all the feels❤️

[fr0gt4nk]

do you wanna hug in the shower for 10 minutes

[caniborrowurlighter]

do u want to play Love eachother forever with me

[thissweetenamor]

i’m so burnt out

i wanna cuddle and be taken care of

[liltrashangel]

I do not feel well!!! I need to be held and babied ok

[marriedtothemorgue]

i need to make out and cuddle with someone so bad it's bordering on pathetic now

[firethatblinds]

Inspired by @unhingedmongooses reference idea on bluesky

[wtimetravelgentlemen-notsfw]

Actually recorded a timelapse for once!

Do people still watch speedpaints? 🖍️

[smutskl]

smooch

full smooch

[paper-mario-wiki]

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

[notkahel]

old professors au!

[ghostraccoonbandit]

Thinking about how exhausted vi probably is all the time

[covid-safer-hotties]

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house

[evilgoblinbff]

sleepy. horny. slorny even

[mrsouicon]

redraw of vi's back when she was fucked up ❤️ glad she got through it, good for her 🚬

[a-sip-of-milo]

Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.

That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)

If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:

How to clean dishes by hand

How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)

How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)

How to mop the floor

How to sweep the floor

How to swallow pills

How to make small talk

How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)

It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.

[chompercroncher-deactivated2024]

Also if the reason you don't know is developmental , intelectual or learning disabilities making you struggle even if you've been taught a bunch of times , you are so cool and awesome too :^) [smiley face ]

[patchworkstaccatofairy]

This shit really isnt intuitive at all unfortunately