Silas Graves

Your friendly, local narco cop. rp blog

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When in spooky season you do an adorable Halloween related photoshoot to advertise the cats at your cafe.  This is Binx and he’s looking for his furrever home.  Yes, there are more pictures and babies looking for homes.

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“I seriously don’t know how you do that! That is such a good picture...when I try to take cute pictures of the cats, this is what I get... Might need you to give me some lessons.”

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kenta-hirano​:

“I highly recommend asking the shop if they can add a double shot of espresso into your brewed coffee. It’s basically as close as you can get to a heart attack in a cup.” 

“Oh definitely, I’ll likely be able to taste sound here shortly after a couple of those.”

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“It’s gonna be a long day and a lot of caffeine...”

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“Walks with cats are just objectively better!”

It was definitely an adventure. 

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Lunch break with the cat ladies. Apparently cats also like to go for walks? 

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45. What's your favorite zoo animal?

“Favorite, probably the Arctic Fox. They are pretty cute. Though I do also really like checking out the bat caves. Bats are rad.”

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megansmanymisadventures​:

“Oooh they’re about as fun as a root canal before the painkillers set in. But I don’t think you’re going to have to do too much pushing. Though you might have to steal a cat from an old lady and face Pippa’s wrath.”

“A root canal huh? That sound awful haha And as for stealing cats and Pippa’s wrath...I’ll have to pass. She might look like an angel but she is a fierce little angel xD”

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teddy-gordon​:

“I know what makes you smile or some such nonsense.  Or better yet, who.”

“I’m sure you do.”

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rcxxy​:

“The Harris Report will probably beat them to it, to be honest. That man has too much time on his hands and honestly seems to be enjoying this a little soo much. Seems a little sus to me.”

“I wouldn’t be surprised. Not a fan, myself.”

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the-harrisreport​:

“Gentle is for the weak, my dear officer. I am a man of most delicate sensibilities when I can be bothered with such bullshit. Sadly, in this godforsaken town one must beat the peasants repeatedly over the head with a large stick to get any  information across.”

“Kay.”

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megansmanymisadventures​:

“I do love cats, but it sounds like they’re going to have a line around the block for cat cuddles today. I will definitely be hitting people up during exam season though. I need the serotonin snuggles and caffeine in an IV.” 

“Yeah, I’m a little nervous about trying to push my way through the crowd to get my breakfast haha. But as for the serotonin and caffeine drip, I am sure they will keep you well stocked in both any time you need. Exams sound like a nightmare.”

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megansmanymisadventures​:

“Damn, that’d be a loss for narcotics. But at least you’ll know half of the crooks in this town from your drug days. Which sounded way worse out loud after I said it than it did in my head. Enjoy your cat bonding before you have to deal with murder instead of like… checking time delay alarms at pharmacies.”

“Yeah...not the best wording, but I get ya. I will. If you get free time and aren’t allergic, I highly recommend. As much fun as time delay alarms are...I am looking forward to the possible change of scenery.”

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pippip-pippa-oh​:

“Oh my god fine!  You know I don’t want that, we wouldn’t be friends if you weren’t nice!”

“I do it all for that smile. I’ll be there shortly.”

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teddy-gordon​:

“Walk of shame?  Come on, you know me better than that.  I don’t do walks of shame because I don’t feel shame.”

“Really? No regrets for Fishboy? No, I know. Never regret anything that made you smile or some such nonsense. xD”

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megansmanymisadventures​:

“Okay yeah, that would be a plot twist that no one needs in their life. At least this isn’t a narcotics issue, so you don’t have to be the guy checking the dumpsters, and can just have fun with the cat ladies instead.”

“No kidding. Definitely glad to not be in the middle of this one. My goal has been to move into homicide, but we’ll see. I do enjoy my cat ladies though. They make fantastic drinks and the cats are fun too.”

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teddy-gordon​:

“Obviously it’s a no!  He introduced me to his fish!  Also, don’t think I don’t see you with her, being all cute.  You go, Glenn Coco!”

“Introduced you to his fish? Was it at least a nice fish? That’s too much. And don’t try to distract from your fishy walk of shame, missy.”

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pippip-pippa-oh​:

“You know exactly what you were doing.  Don’t even.”

“Being sweet to my bestie? I can stop any time you’d like. C;”