Teddy Gordon

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[teddy-gordon]

heyofficerhernandez​:

“You might wanna write it on a baseball bat and take it to his minivan if you want to get the point across.”

“Who says I haven’t already?  I’m good enough I could get away with it.”

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heyofficerhernandez​:

“I hate that this is accurate but pleeeease do not encourage him.”

“Oh don’t worry, it was just an observation.  Also, a chance to remind him that we do actually know how to do our jobs.”

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“A contract saying you’re not responsible for bail is actually a really smart business decision on the Harris Report’s account.  I’ve arrested a lot of their associates.”

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digyourgraves​:

“I’m sure you do.”

“You should let me help you out with her, I’m the best wing woman!”

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digyourgraves​:

“Really? No regrets for Fishboy? No, I know. Never regret anything that made you smile or some such nonsense. xD”

“I know what makes you smile or some such nonsense.  Or better yet, who.”

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digyourgraves​:

“Introduced you to his fish? Was it at least a nice fish? That’s too much. And don’t try to distract from your fishy walk of shame, missy.”

“Walk of shame?  Come on, you know me better than that.  I don’t do walks of shame because I don’t feel shame.”

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digyourgraves​:

“I don’t even know what to say to that…just…endless laughter.”

“Obviously it’s a no!  He introduced me to his fish!  Also, don’t think I don’t see you with her, being all cute.  You go, Glenn Coco!”

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digyourgraves​:

“Seriously, Teddy? That’s hilarious. Thanks for the much needed chuckle today.”

“You know... he actually asked me if I want to do it again sometime?”

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Public Service Announcement

“Don’t let a guy convince you to turn off your phone for the night because ‘nothing ever interesting happens in Harris anyway!’  You’ll end up waking up to a ton of missed calls from work and find out why from the Harris Report.”