the Waste of Time

I am 75% fictional. I am homestuck trash 4 life. I am a big dork, emphasis on the big and the dork. When I am not wasting my life on the internet, I am a Private Investigator. I assure you, it is not as interesting as it sounds.

[xiranjayzhao]

How the French Revolution went down in the Yugioh universe

[dilettantealchemiter]

[preservationofnormalcy]

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

[dilettantealchemiter]

we had a campaign that started in 2020 and is still going, here is some of the fan art I made for it

[demigod-of-the-agni]

Quick little drawing of our favourite queer Spideys 😌

Guys you can use this as a banner or a background or a header or whatever, as long as it’s credited you’re free to do so <333

[crabs-but-better]

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

[amiru-shrubfeast]

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don't sleep!

[amiru-shrubfeast]

THE CONSEQUENCES

[emotionalmoss]

idk y’all should treat fat men better. and i don’t mean mildly chubby guys i mean honest-to-god love-handles-and-double-chins fat guys. stop calling them shit like discord mods or gross weebs or nasty creeps or neckbeards or that they’re stinky or sweaty or beer bellied or whatever else. fatphobia isn’t cute, even repackaged in a neat little box of “ew men”

[1percentcharge]

You know I had to do it to em

[dilettantealchemiter]

catching up on X-Titles, just made it through X of Swords. I enjoyed Doug’s Large Wife

[evilscientist3]

[readingcomprehensionquestions]

What techniques does this meme employ?

Why has the author chosen to use a pre-existing meme, instead of creating a new meme in the same format?

Is the addition of Hank from Breaking Bad necessary for the humor of this post? Would the post be more or less funny if Hank's picture was it's original dimensions and not squashed?

[xiranjayzhao]

An archive of me abusing my Twitter checkmark to pose as Louis XVI on April Fool’s + select comments

Keep reading

[dilettantealchemiter]

inspired by the works of Oliver Darkshire (https://linktr.ee/oliverdarkshire) 

[stannisfaction-deactivated20180]

parks and things

[morbidbitchesque-deactivated201]

[scopesandskulllties-deactivated]

Just so you all know, the rain on this 4th of July is King George III’s tears

[biowarefangirlism]

A krogan, a turian, and a salarian walk into a bar.

∟Only the krogan walks out of it.

How many salarians does it take to make a sandwich?

∟Depends on the krogan’s appetite.

A quarian, a vorcha, and a krogan are in a hovercar. Who’s driving?

∟C-Sec.

[pika-churros]

SO I have to do this social project thingy for my art class. SO could you reblog this with your favorite pokemon in the tags? Or message me please? Thanks!!

I really need a lot of entries, so please be a pal, you can send an ask if you don’t wanna reblog or just respond I don’t care. 

[vhsdreamz]

[zzazu]

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist