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WHY ARE THERE NO COMPILATIONS OF SHAN AND OWAIN BEING BFFS

IF ANYONE HAS CLIPS PLEASE LET ME HAVE THEM

#bannerfall smp #bf!owen #bf!owain #bf!shandrea

I'd like to thank Drawfee for making me remember Slippery Pete and Dry Daniel whenever I take a shit

#drawfee #Slippery Pete #Dry daniel

Was going through my drafts :(

#good omens #good omens season 3

I can't believe my brother would block the woman tag

Hates women so much he became a man fr 😞🙏

#Satire if you couldn't tell #The real tags he blocked are #x female reader #And the like

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here's my good omens 3 bingo sheet if anyone cares

(I'll rb with it filled out tomorrow)

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Welp.

I don't hate the finale I'm just sad I didn't get even CLOSE to a bingo

here's my good omens 3 bingo sheet if anyone cares

(I'll rb with it filled out tomorrow)

#good omens #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #aziraphale x crowley #bingo card #good omens season 3

the older I get the sillier I feel about being a picky eater at restaurants

#Hello yes I'd like a nothingburger pls #Yeah get rid of everything that makes it interesting #sorry for existing #autism #neurodivergent #picky eater

Couples making their miis fall in love is very much "do you think we're together in every universe" and I think it's incredibly sweet

#Same with the Sims and any other character creation games #I've seen many of my streamers do this and it's very silly and sweet #tomadachi life #tomadochi life living the dream

"I asked chat gpt" well I asked tumblr with a poll and they accidentally made a devastating poem

#tumblr polls #anti ai #fuck chatgpt

I know that when Pyro and Scott are vibing together it's bc they're ooc or breaking, but in my heart it's bc they miss each other and forget that they're supposed to be rivals

#what can I say I'm a sucker for childhood best friends to rivals that forget they hate each other #the flight smp #tf!pyro #tf!scott

Do you eat desserts whenever they're offered even if you don't like the options that much and are already full because you grew up in a sugar restrictive household and never knew when the next time you were allowed a treat would be or are you normal?

#what do i tag this #disordered eating mention #I think??#neurodivergent #forgot to mention the hoarding of holiday candy until you form an emotional attachment bc if you eat it it's gone #is this too niche

WE KILLED NOMINAL GRAVY

#rip #bannerfall smp #bannerfall smp spoilers

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mcyts screen names are so silly when you think about it for more than a couple seconds

Abolish Regret is such a kickass name for literally no reason

Pyroscythe is so trying to be edgy for a Just A Silly Guy dude

Smajor1995? just give me your social security number at that point

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what the fuck even is a Nominal Gravy

#mcyt #nominalgravy #bannerfall smp

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just saw a post that was basically connecting the fact that creakings are trees and bf!Scott is a plant mage so introducing my new headcanon:

the creaking king is bf!Scott's mom.

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my actual theory is that bf!Scott killed his mom a la Aang Burning Katara, so it was entirely an accident and the only person that blames him is himself

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hey wait, the bf!Scotts mom is the CreaKing theory would just make Noms transformation sadder. let's traumatize this guy even more

#bannerfall smp #bf!scott #creaking king #bf!nom

most skin picking person ever: ooh I should take a pottery class!

#pottery #ceramics #adhd #anxiety #autism #what other disorders can make ppl pick skin #skin picking

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just saw a post that was basically connecting the fact that creakings are trees and bf!Scott is a plant mage so introducing my new headcanon:

the creaking king is bf!Scott's mom.

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my actual theory is that bf!Scott killed his mom a la Aang Burning Katara, so it was entirely an accident and the only person that blames him is himself

#this could actually work with the CreaKing theory ig if you think his mom got tree'd and the tree came alive with Elf Magic or something #idk #bannerfall smp #bf!scott

just saw a post that was basically connecting the fact that creakings are trees and bf!Scott is a plant mage so introducing my new headcanon:

the creaking king is bf!Scott's mom.

#bannerfall smp #bf!scott #creaking king

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