I am Dylan, Hear me clown!

Dylan Coleman, 17, Junior, Corn-fed and Indiana-raised, the more interesting Brother

[wtvrbentley-deactivated20130907]

I was just offering my two cents.

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[wtvrbentley-deactivated20130907]

You eat a little too much, I think you’ll end up obese in the near future.

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If you make me chicken wings right now you’ll get the biggest bear hug in the history of bear hugs.

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I won't make them for you, but I'll pay for some from Wing Street?

[bbyjones]

Then come to my dorm, and I’ll give you a loaf. 

[dilly-coleman-blog]

Only if it's still warm. ...Which I doubt.

[bbyjones]

Is that your way of asking for some, Dyl?

[dilly-coleman-blog]

You should know that it is, Jonesy. 

[bbyjones]

So, mom just sent, like, two loafs of banana bread over? I have no idea what to do with them. Anyone hungry?

[dilly-coleman-blog]

Banana bread.. Yum.

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Guilty pleasure?

How I Met Your Mother or playing video games. 

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Send me some stuff to answer in the morning?

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[wtvrbentley-deactivated20130907]

I didn’t get dumped though.

[dilly-coleman-blog]

No, all you got was yelled at. I heard from a little bird. Mine was.. a lot more simple, yo.

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Ha.

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I heard you jumped on the band wagon, too, sooo.. I wouldn't be talking. 

[the-misfit-connor-deactivated20]

Then go play a game. I d-don’t like seeing you all boohoo. I-It’s unnatural.

[dilly-coleman-blog]

This isn't boohoo, this is typical me on any given week after a girl. 

[the-misfit-connor-deactivated20]

It is. You’re l-like a heartbroken girl kind of mess. You h-hardly talked? Wait, so you mean… oh. Never mind then. There g-goes the yo and eating. Dude, you n-need to solve this problem stat. Won’t be long until you r-reach the other stages. It happens every time a girl dumps you… or zones you… No offence.

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I just need to go play a game with the guys, I guess. 

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turn18andbecomeabandwhore:

Back In Black // Rock You Like A Hurricane - I see dylan as the guy who is really into classic rock and there’s that video of him singing Back In Black so yeah that’s how this playlist came to be (LISTEN)

Back In Black - AC/DC // Hot For Teacher - Van Halen // Cherry Pie - Warrant // Any Way You Want It - Journey // Born In The USA - Bruce Springsteen // Rock You Like A Hurricane - Scorpions // 18 And Life - Skid Row // Paradise City - Guns N’ Roses // Walk This Way - Aerosmith  // Summer Of ‘69 - Bryan Adams // Panama - Van Halen // Here I Go Again - Whitesnake // Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas // Welcome To The Jungle - Guns N’ Roses // Girls, Girls, Girls - Motley Crue

[the-misfit-connor-deactivated20]

Yeah but you’re all shaky and you’re r-rushing through it. And you just said yo after that sentence. 

You got it bad, D-Dyl. Like really bad.

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Nah, Connor, it's not that bad, is it? I mean, Ave and I hardly talked.. And when we did, it wasn't really talking, yo.. More like.. Never mind.

[the-misfit-connor-deactivated20]

Ouch. Sorry to hear that, bro.

W-Wait… You’re doing it again… The yo thing… and eating. Dude, y-you got it b-bad.

[dilly-coleman-blog]

What? I'm hungry, Connor. I eat when I'm hungry, yo. ..And I don't really do the yo thing that consistently, do I?

[dilly-coleman-blog]

Ave left school, so... I guess I'm single, yo?