Stale Dale

Daelen “Dale” Ardilla | 7th | Hufflepuff | Muggleborn

[thefemaletodthefox-blog]

  Copper is a pretty smart dog. But, I won’t be able to understand him. I’ve tried talking to the owls but they just try and bite me…

[dilly-dale-blog]

Anytime i try to talk to any animal they kinda just bite me

[thefemaletodthefox-blog]

  Well i am human now and he is a hound dog. I can’t talk to him anymore and probably wont ever see him again. 

[dilly-dale-blog]

Hey! Don't just give up hope though, you never know what can happen in the future. I mean animals and people always communicate with you using words, and most are smart enough to understand english and stuff so even if you did see him again you would still have a chance to keep your friendship!

[thefemaletodthefox-blog]

  Oh yeah i do have a few good stories…Yeah, Copper is my best friend. Er..maybe was should be the correct term.

[dilly-dale-blog]

'Was'? Er, do you mind me asking what happened?

[thefemaletodthefox-blog]

  Well it was fun for me until my caretaker would scold me. But, being almost killed wasn’t all that bad. Copper saved my tail a few times.

[dilly-dale-blog]

Gives you mad cray stories to tell though. The adrenaline rush of almost dying, what a thrill. Who's Copper? Is that the fox hunters dog you'd play with?

[thefemaletodthefox-blog]

  That and i might have destroyed his chicken coop and was caught playing with one of his dogs. 

[dilly-dale-blog]

That kinda sounds like fun mayhem to me.. except for the almost getting killed part but then again he was a fox hunter

[thefemaletodthefox-blog]

  Super bad not-good…I once made someone so mad he tried to kill me..three times. But he was also a fox hunter..so that might have also been a factor in it.

[dilly-dale-blog]

Oh well, I think you being a fox before and him being a fox hunter kinda plays a huge role in that *chuckles*

[thefemaletodthefox-blog]

  I do have to warn you..sometimes my luck goes bad and i cause some mayhem.. 

[dilly-dale-blog]

Like a good mayhem? Or like super bad not-good mayhem? 

[thefemaletodthefox-blog]

  Bro-Migos? Sounds like it could be fun! I’m in.

[dilly-dale-blog]

Nice! It'll be mad hella, trust me bruh

[thefemaletodthefox-blog]

  I am very new yeah.

Well i am sorta good with pranks and adventures. Oh! You know Chip!? I met him he is pretty rad.

[dilly-dale-blog]

Nice

You know him? Sweet! Me and him are like mega bros. The bro-iest of bros, man. You should join our bro love. We can be the three bro-migos. 

[thefemaletodthefox-blog]

  well you know i try.

[dilly-dale-blog]

Oh, you're new here right??? We should do something radical as to celebrate you're first year her. We can hit up my homie Chip sometime

[thefemaletodthefox-blog]

  pretty rad for a fox guy?

[dilly-dale-blog]

That's probably one of the raddest things out there

[thefemaletodthefox-blog]

  Well at least you are able to tell yourself that. But i wont lie, you are one of the coolest ones i’ve met so far. 

[dilly-dale-blog]

Nice!

I mean yeah, you're pretty rad too. 

[thefemaletodthefox-blog]

  You don’t really seem that cool though…no offense. 

[dilly-dale-blog]

First of all, rude

Second of all, I don't need your judgements to tell me whether I'm cool or not, 'cause I am *pops non-existent collar dramatically*

[thefemaletodthefox-blog]

  Does it make you cool or something?

[dilly-dale-blog]

In my humble opinion...

Yes!

[thefemaletodthefox-blog]

  I will definitely take that class then.

Wouldn’t it be “get educated”?

[dilly-dale-blog]

Yes but, I like to put a bit of pa-zaz and unwanted spice and incorrect speech into my vocabulary 

[thefemaletodthefox-blog]

  You have to take a class for that stuff?

[dilly-dale-blog]

It's weird, but it educates you. Don't be ignorant, get learnt!

[thefemaletodthefox-blog]

  thats were the mother carries you. in the belly for nine months and then you pop out of the vagina…thing.

[dilly-dale-blog]

Babies.. are held in the womb.. which is like the uterus thing which is in the vagina area.. I can't explain this. Have you taken a sex ed class yet? 'Cause I think you should