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@dillydallonin
Text > Chris😍
Chris: Ah, yes, of course.
Chris: Enjoy TV time. Boss is yelling at me to get back to work
Dallon: Tell your boss that you were dealing with a family emergency and to fuck off.
Dallon: Don't work too hard. We'll see you when you get home.
Text > Chris😍
Chris: :P
Chris: Did the shorts at least fit?
Dallon: No, he'll have to grow into them. He's just a baby and babies don't wear big boy pants.
Dallon: Binx and I are going to watch tv now.
Text > Chris😍
Chris: Dallon, is this why I've been on litter box duty every day since we got him?
Chris: If he's not there, check his bed
Chris: It's the one shaped like a fish and he would be in the mouth
Dallon: Maybe...
Dallon: I know which one his bed is. I'm not dumb.
Dallon: I found him. He was in a pair of my shorts.
Text > Chris😍
Chris: Alright, are you playing hide and seek then?
Chris: Our bathroom? By the toilet?
Chris: Oh my goodness, Dallon
Chris: Do I need to leave work early?
Dallon: Yes. He's winning.
Dallon: Oh that's what that is?
Dallon: No no. I totally have this under control.
Text > Chris😍
Chris: You lost the cat?
Chris: Did you check his litter box?
Dallon: I like misplaced better or we're playing hide and seek and he's doing a really good job hiding.
Dallon: Where is the litter box?
Dallon: Oh shit oh shit!
Dallon: False alarm it was a bag of chips I stepped on and not the cat.
Text > Chris😍
Dallon: So I may have misplaced Binx. I keep hearing meows occasionally, but I can't seem to find him.
hopeitgivesyougale:
“Oh yeah those would be good. Telekinesis would definitely be up there for me too. Especially on those lazy nights where I don’t want to get up.” She chuckled a bit as she took another bite. “You need the power to create food for sure. Then you could just make dinner for all of us.”
"Exactly. It would make things so much easier and like you wouldn't have to worry as much about lifting heavier stuff." He said with a nod. "Right then I can just be like poof quinoa salad for Chris, burger for me and then whatever you'd want. No cooking required." Dallon grinned.
hopeitgivesyougale:
Gale made her own bowl of ice cream and started to eat it with the cookies as well. “Oh um gosh.” She had to think about that one for a moment. “I think teleportation maybe? So I never have to drive in traffic again.” She laughed a little. “Or like healing powers or something. Those would be useful and fun. What about you?”
“Teleportation would be pretty cool. Like Nightcrawler. He is one of my favorites and that would be an awesome power.” He nodded, taking another bite. “Healing would be helpful if people get hurt for sure. Telekinesis would definitely be a top one for me. I could just sit there and do stuff. I might actually clean my room if I had that.” He laughed. “Ooo also the power to like create food out of thin air. Like anytime I wanted a burger, poof it would be there.” Dallon grinned.
hopeitgivesyougale:
Gale just grinned a bit. “Yeah of course. Come on.” She headed towards their kitchen and grabbed a couple of bowls for the ice cream. She took a cookie for herself and later the ice cream on top. “Perfect.” She said before smiling back at Dallon. “I like that too. I always wanted to be one when I was younger. Wish I had super powers.” She shrugged a little bit.
Dallon closed the door and followed after her. He took a bowl and got some ice cream out. He took a couple of cookies and started eating them with the ice cream. “It really is isn’t it?” He asked with a grin. “Yeah? So did I. Or at least be friends with them. If you could have any superpower, which one would you want?” He asked, looking over at her as he continued to eat.
hopeitgivesyougale:
Gale smiled at his reaction. “Yeah they are fresh too so we can eat them right away if you want.” She told him as she handed them over to him. “Um… maybe X-men? I liked them a lot growing up from the cartoons so maybe I’ll already know a little bit.” She bit her lip, not sure why she felt nervous. It was like she needed to impress him.
Dallon took the snacks from her and bit into a cookie. “Oh god it’s still nice and soft.” He said, humming at how good it tasted. “Maybe we should eat these first and then read the comics, cause otherwise I’m probably going to get chocolate and ice cream all over them.” Dallon thought out loud, licking the chocolate from his thumb. “But yeah we can definitely start with X-men. I think I almost like them more than the Avengers, but I think it’s mostly cause they all have powers and the Avengers are a little different.” He nodded.
hopeitgivesyougale:
Gale walked over across to Dallon and Chris’s and knocked lightly on the door. She brought some home baked cookies and some ice cream with her and smiled with Dallon opened the door. “Hey, I brought the snacks. You ready to teach me about super heroes?”
@dillydallonin
Dallon wasn’t sure how he felt about Gale coming over after the chat. He hadn’t been lying when he said he didn’t hate her, he definitely didn’t, but he didn’t like thinking about her possibly being able to take Chris away from him. He opened the door and grinned as he saw the food she brought. “That looks amazing.” He opened the door wider to let her in. “Yes absolutely. Do you want to start with the X-men or more the Avengers side of things?” He asked.
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Gale: Okay I would love too then
Dallon: I'll see you soon?
✉text⥱dallon
Gale: I mean only if you want to, if you hate me and don't want to see me then I won't bother you
Dallon: I don't hate you. It's fine if you come over.
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Gale: Hey! Did you want to hang out? I have today off
Dallon: Yeah I guess. We can read comics or something.
christophermonk:
He laughed to Dallon’s reaction about the ghosts and shook his head. “Oops. Well, don’t worry, if they show up, I’ll scare them away– even if I’m shorter than you. And probably completely less menacing,” he booped Dallon’s nose. “Now, let’s get some rest, yeah?”
“You’re not that much shorter than me.” He said with a small chuckle. “You can be pretty menacing when you want to be.” Dallon pointed out. He wrinkled his nose at the boop, but smiled. “Yeah, rest sounds good.” Dallon nodded, curling up with the other and letting out a content sigh.
christophermonk:
Thankfully, whatever was happening saved him from Dallon correcting his statement. Christopher closed his eyes and hummed quietly. “So, is this still just ghost protection? Do you think the ghosts are scared of us behaving like this? Confused that we’re acting like it’s old times?”
Dallon huffed slightly, before burying his face in Chris’ neck. “You just had to bring up the ghosts again didn’t you. I’d totally forgotten about them too.” He bit his lip as he thought about the questions. “I don’t really care what the ghosts think about us as long as they don’t want to murder us.”