12:59

[nofaddano-deactivated20150903]

[pettycentral]

[namek-deactivated20190919]

[duckypi]

[memewhore]

[ethoereal]

BITCH ME TOO

[bob-belcher]

[charmingyetevil]

[theforce]

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

[cozi]

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

[trippingthelight]

When I was 10 I was in a AOL chatroom for kids and we were all making this Homer Simpson face (8^(|) but this one girl Crystal forgot to put the nose in the face so I said “You forgot the nose crystal” and I immediately got booted offline and no one in my family could log on. My Mom talked to someone from AOL and they said I was trying to sell drugs to minors because I said “nose crystal”

[dolefuldream]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

ADHFMCKESBKGGJDDD

[jovan]

[danielxdaniel-deactivated201701]

Sagittarius

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[weloveshortvideos]

Skipping a rock on a frozen lake sounds absolutely insane.

[ciarachimera]

The sneaky fart at the end always gets me 😂

[regalgorgon]

I CAN’T. THE FART. I’M DYING

[meanplastic]

[firedrill]

[iloveyixingsomuch-blog]

Mariah Carey getting interviewed at 4:30 in the morning. She was seven hours late. 

[betterthankanyebitch]

DO YOU LMAOOOOOOOO