Lady Dimitrescu x Endive is the OTP

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evil femme 4 evil femme

dedicated blog to the only yuri ever. if you disagree not only are you stupid but you also have the brain worms. i stan two antagonistic high strung fancy rich vogue femme lesbian mothers

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posts made by the admin: [here]

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my faq: [here]

[admin is sapphic and also so very serious about this pairing]

[dimitrendive]

thinking about endive wanting to try alcina's makeup and alcina applying it on endive for her. something so special about endive wearing alcina's deep red lipstick. perhaps the shade ends up on her without use of a stick in the first place (kiss).......

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never posted but giant women lesbians doodle from twt moots crackship. (was originally gonna be fully rendered but I wasn't strong enough for their raw sapphic power) also Endive's dress is too hard)

@dimitrendive holy crap they made a blog for them!

@linneastarron

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

first post to the ship tag and by god it won't be the last either. a whole year in the making because i've never fully committed to writing smut but i wanted to be strong and finally fuel my yuri. meet n' fuck kingdom, steve

MINORS DNI ; FIC IS 18+

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Siffrin from In Stars And Time x Mr Arimnaes from Pizza Game vs Alcina Dimitrescu from Resident Evil x Miss Endive from Chowder

What is the better crackship?

Siffrin x Arimnaes

Alcina x Endive

Voting ended onJul 30, 2025

Propaganda:

Siffrin x Arimnaes: (Spoilers)

Funni timeloop meme. Also who doesn't like sweet boy who just wants to be with his family x serial killer who sees no value in a human life.

I LOVE THEM I WANT TO STRANGLE THEM TIMELOOP LOVERS

they were stuck in the same timeloop together…

they’re both trapped in timeloops created by their own actions and consequences. they would be horrendously horrible for each other. put them in a room and see which one kills the other first.

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY FOR THEM BOTH TO WIN GUYS COME ON WE NEED TO MAKE TJIS JAPPEN

These two go through some shockingly similar things in their respective plots, which let to someone making a tumblr account solely dedicated to polling which one was people's favourites for SEVENTY POLLS. it is @the-timeloop-tournament and it is immaculate. mr arimnaes never won even a single time. this has resulted in a large amount of people from both fandoms shipping these otherwise unrelated characters and making art of them and stuff and i think its such a sweet story that a community has fostered around them from this. also they're both great characters separately <3

Alcina x Endive:

tell me that the hugest power couple wouldn't be two incredibly tall, large, antagonistic, high stature, misandrist, lesbian-coded feminine mothers who beef with one very specific man and also have interest in food and consumables. i would visit their mansion-sized restaurant and die by the end, but it'd be entirely worth it. plus i just know alcina would pamper the hell out of endive and they'd be like stupidly in love with each other while antagonizing everyone else

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Goob from Meet the Robinsons x Shaw from Open Season vs Alcina Dimitrescu from Resident Evil x Miss Endive from Chowder

What is the better crackship?

Goob x Shaw

Alcina x Endive

Voting ended onJul 22, 2025

Propaganda:

Goob x Shaw:

Gross Old Men <3

Alcina x Endive:

tell me that the hugest power couple wouldn't be two incredibly tall, large, antagonistic, high stature, misandrist, lesbian-coded feminine mothers who beef with one very specific man and also have interest in food and consumables. i would visit their mansion-sized restaurant and die by the end, but it'd be entirely worth it. plus i just know alcina would pamper the hell out of endive and they'd be like stupidly in love with each other while antagonizing everyone else

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Alcina Dimitrescu from Resident Evil x Miss Endive from Chowder vs Sukuna from JJK x Cinderella from Disney’s Cinderella

What is the better crackship?

Alcina x Endive

Sukuna x Cinderella

Voting ended onJul 14, 2025

Propaganda:

Alcina x Endive:

tell me that the hugest power couple wouldn't be two incredibly tall, large, antagonistic, high stature, misandrist, lesbian-coded feminine mothers who beef with one very specific man and also have interest in food and consumables. i would visit their mansion-sized restaurant and die by the end, but it'd be entirely worth it. plus i just know alcina would pamper the hell out of endive and they'd be like stupidly in love with each other while antagonizing everyone else

Sukuna x Cinderella:

A few years ago there was a meme going around where dudes from jujutsu kaisen got shipped with Disney princesses and I think this one is really funny

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Arvak x Shadowmere from Elder Scrolls vs Alcina Dimitrescu from Resident Evil x Miss Endive from Chowder

What is the better crackship?

Arvak x Shadowmere

Alcina x Endive

Voting ended onJul 3, 2025

Propaganda:

Arvak x Shadowmere:

vaguely eldritch immortal creature in the shape of a horse, centuries old, a fully fledged member of the assassin's guild- and what was once an ordinary horse, so loyal that when he and his rider were faced with an eternity of torment his rider just pleaded for his horse's safety, not his own. This horse now newly undead and monstrous himself. Both taken in by the Dragonborn, plenty of time together while following the murderhobo around, for Shadowmere to help Arvak adjust to being and undead monstrosity, for Arvak to help Shadowmere appreciate life again. You see the vision. You vote my horsies.

Arvak's a sweet horse who deserves good things and Shadowmere is very cool and intriguing and I want to see these two bonding over the ordeal that is being the Dragonborn's go-to steeds.

Alcina x Endive:

tell me that the hugest power couple wouldn't be two incredibly tall, large, antagonistic, high stature, misandrist, lesbian-coded feminine mothers who beef with one very specific man and also have interest in food and consumables. i would visit their mansion-sized restaurant and die by the end, but it'd be entirely worth it. plus i just know alcina would pamper the hell out of endive and they'd be like stupidly in love with each other while antagonizing everyone else

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Alcina Dimitrescu from Resident Evil x Miss Endive from Chowder vs Din Djarin (Star Wars) X Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)

What is the better crackship?

Alcina x Endive

Din x Luke

Voting ended onJun 19, 2025

Propaganda:

Alcina x Endive:

tell me that the hugest power couple wouldn't be two incredibly tall, large, antagonistic, high stature, misandrist, lesbian-coded feminine mothers who beef with one very specific man and also have interest in food and consumables. i would visit their mansion-sized restaurant and die by the end, but it'd be entirely worth it. plus i just know alcina would pamper the hell out of endive and they'd be like stupidly in love with each other while antagonizing everyone else

Din x Luke:

we all started out shipping it for the bit and are now horrifically invested the inherent hilarity of Din "what's a palpatine?" Djarin X Luke "mr. star wars" Skywalker healing from being the lone leader through sharing one's culture

[dimitrendive]

a vote for dimitrendive is a vote for WOMEN!!! for LESBIANS!!! for MOTHERS!!! for A SECRET FOURTH THING!!!

imagine with me if you will. these two have large extravagant paintings of each other. endive still works in food and alcina is her taste tester for recipes endive is either trying for the first time or making up herself. alcina is the more dominant lover and endive gets absolutely pampered with verbal affections because alcina has such a way with words when it comes to her amore. they share jewelry and accessories on the fly. endive isn't a lord like alcina and the others are but she still shows up to their meetings to vocally back alcina up like a personal cheerleader. endive and alcina feed off each other in terms of fashion and become twice the diva they were during their single era. and they both demolish mung daal before getting married and also duke is the officiant because he respects two beautiful women and their wonderful culinary skills

plus imagine two things: endive in a survival horror setting, and alcina in a reality-bending wacky cartoon. both of these outcomes of their worlds meshing is incredible. please understand that either or would be very silly

added bonus that the three dimitrescu daughters see panini as this beloved little baby and panini is stoked to have three older sisters who can hype her up

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Alcina Dimitrescu from Resident Evil x Miss Endive from Chowder vs Din Djarin (Star Wars) X Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)

What is the better crackship?

Alcina x Endive

Din x Luke

Voting ended onJun 19, 2025

Propaganda:

Alcina x Endive:

tell me that the hugest power couple wouldn't be two incredibly tall, large, antagonistic, high stature, misandrist, lesbian-coded feminine mothers who beef with one very specific man and also have interest in food and consumables. i would visit their mansion-sized restaurant and die by the end, but it'd be entirely worth it. plus i just know alcina would pamper the hell out of endive and they'd be like stupidly in love with each other while antagonizing everyone else

Din x Luke:

we all started out shipping it for the bit and are now horrifically invested the inherent hilarity of Din "what's a palpatine?" Djarin X Luke "mr. star wars" Skywalker healing from being the lone leader through sharing one's culture

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Preliminaries part 2 of 13

Henrietta Hedrik x Neska from Trials & Trebuchets

Siobhan Roy from Succession x Helly R from Severance

Blackarachnia x Slipstream from Transformers Animated

Jonathan Joestar from JJBA: PB x Diego Brando from JJBA: SBR

Tony Stark from MCU x Charles Xavier from XMCU

Alcina Dimitrescu from Resident Evil x Miss Endive from Chowder

Cahara from Fear and Hunger X Geto Suguru from Jujutsu Kaisen

Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings) x Gollum (Lord of the Rings)

Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty x Stanley pines from Gravity Falls

Akane Koumoto My Monster Secret x Frieren Freiren Beyond Journeys End

Voting ended onMay 16, 2025

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These 2 are the same character, change my mind.

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the crackship tournament is opening up submissions you know what that means

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"frequently" "asked" questions

i'll add as i think of anything that people would even remotely want to ask me

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is this ship satire? are you just pranking us? is this a joke?

while it's a crackship and i'm fully aware of that, and it at some point may have been a joke, i'm dying on this ship. it's serious to me. have some whimsy and start shipping people not even in the same source it's great

do you consider yourself the ship's ceo?

yes but also no. the ship belongs to the common people, i'm simply speaking the prophesy as foretold to me by the gods (who are all women) (also i can't particularly confirm with certainty that i'm the only one who is a ride or die for these two)

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"why ship dimitrendive?"

i honestly can't remember what spawned this idea in my head specifically but i should preface that i am a sapphic who crushes hard on both of these woman so that probably is why both were in my mindscape at the same time. that and the fact that i saw this post that mentioned they're basically the same woman

speaking of. my evidence for miss endive and lady alcina dimitrescu being similar are:

woman known for being incredibly large for whatever reasons

generally seen as an antagonist in their source

has at least one daughter or daughter figure (panini for endive; bela, cassandra, and daniela for alcina)

dislike of men (endive's "stay away from boys" moment, alcina calling them "stupid manthings")

women of high stature (alcina is a lord with her own castle, endive is a well-known chef with her own famous kitchen)

have a specific man they can't stand (endive with mung daal, alcina with karl heisenberg)

feminine in appearance, plus both wearing dresses and hats/headpieces in their iconic outfits

involved in consumables (alcina with wine, endive with food in general)

consumes something taboo (alcina drinks blood, endive eats her own toe jam)

plus in my heart they're both lesbians. alcina's lesbian status was kinda confirmed by the scriptwriter (if not super obvious in the games), and endive's impulsive throwing herself at men and trying to marry quick SCREAMS comphet to me. her possessiveness and obsession towards men in canon feels incredibly like limerence. get this woman a beautiful wife and she'll calm down (plus marrying fast is one of those staple sapphic stereotypes. cmon now)

people love to say opposites attract, but frankly i believe women with similar interests would have a far better chance of a sustainable relationship especially after the initial cupcake phase of a relationship passes by

in an ideal world, these two women would cross paths and become an unstoppable empire with their combined skills and prowess. it's already hard enough to stop one of them alone, but both together? good fucking luck

plus they can be each other's sugar mommies

anyways. stan

[linneastarron]

wip wednesday

you can have the introduction of a fic i've been writing. i love evil femme 4 evil femme superior yuri ship dimitrendive (lady dimitrescu x miss endive)

The night was dark, with cold wind blowing onto the walls of Castle Dimitrescu. Endive had found her way into the manor by sheer chance. She was visiting the local area with her daughter, Panini, but the house she was supposed to stay at was overrun by Lycans, leaving her and her daughter as the sole survivors due to Endive’s pure physical power. Most of the village was overrun by these Cadou-infested beasts, leaving her no choice but to search for something further out from the village. She barreled through a gate and made her way to the castle, having seen it in the general distance. So, here she was, in the lobby area of the castle, holding Panini close to her chest. “Miss Endive?” Panini asked, her lack of energy apparent in her voice. “Are we safe?” “I believe we are,” Endive simply responded. Endive, still holding the small girl, began to move through the castle. The warmth of its interior helped defrost the two from the freezing weather of the night. “Are you sure it’s okay if we barge into someone’s place like this?” Panini questioned. Endive took a look around; despite the large space inside, there didn’t seem to be a single person present. “Nonsense, Panini. If they had an issue, they should have locked the doors.” The doors were, in fact, locked, but Endive chose to omit that she had been able to break in with ease.

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