Sauciest Boy

[dimitri-reincarnate]

Wish I were an ectotherm so I could save money on groceries

[dimitri-reincarnate]

Living away from your parents feels like you’re playing the Sims except you ARE the Sim

[dimitri-reincarnate]

Dream Log #3

Going shopping for moisturizer with zack from the suite life

[i-am-a-fish]

ok haha super duper funny good chuckles haha please stop sending me feet pictures

[dimitri-reincarnate]

Reap what you sew:)

[i-am-a-fish]

ENTER TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

requirements:

1. like this post

2. reblog this post with a pic of ur feet

3. there is no prize

[dimitri-reincarnate]

[dimitri-reincarnate]

Dream Log #2

It’s the first day of school and I’m in physics class, but something is off! I realize that my physics teacher has aged about 30 years and now appears to be around 80 years old. Ignoring the elephant in the room, I take my seat and wait for class to being but I also can’t help but stare and he notices. He just glances over whistfully and sighs, “it’s been a rough summer”

[dimitri-reincarnate]

Fast facts

the height of comedy is referring to the babadook as Marmaduke

[dimitri-reincarnate]

Dream Log #1

I was at this cookout and while waiting in line to get some ribs I notice none other than Michelle and Barack Obama across the lawn. I decide to play it cool and wait around a bit before approaching, not wanting to make a fool of myself. When I finally muster up the courage to say hi, I go in to give Barack Obama a hug and and he steps back and puts his hand out for a shAke instead while looking really disappointed and let me tell you I have not ever felt such embarassment in real life or otherwise

[dimitri-reincarnate]

Put malcolm in the middle on canadian netflix you cowards

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[xaldien]

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

[minotaursauce]

Yowch, disgusting.

[samuraiko]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[glory-of-hera-blog]

Always reblog this

[nygmobblepot-der-pool-deactivat]

If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend

[witchofthefuture]

IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.

If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.

If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.

[witchofthefuture]

Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.

Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.

I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.

[tarothy-deactivated20230301]

I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.

[happerbunny-deactivated20211002]

Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone

[brightb-vt]

Make sure the romance is there on both sides people

[did-you-even-make-a-sound]

Screw people who don’t believe in male rape.

[skip-dinner-be-thiner]

🌹✊

[hotcocoandmarshmallows]

I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this I’m doing it again.

[poptart-puppy]

Of the 66(which is a lot for me ok?) Of my followers, only 2 of them that I’ve seen rebloged this, wth guys?

[the-gay-kiwi]

It doesnt matter who or what you are, get the fuck off my blog if you think that guys cant be abused and raped.

My brother, my nephew and my cousin have had horrible shit done to them and anyone who dismisses that can piss off and block me.

[castiel-assbutt-winchester]

Okay but if someone among my followers doesn’t agree with the fact that men can be raped then I’ll tell you this: fuck you and also please unfollow me right now

[dimitri-reincarnate]

Me, seeing somebody has liked my post:

OhoO yes, that was a funney onE if I do say so myself leT me just see what intellgentÈ witty soul has made the incredibly well informed deciSion to like this highLy gOod content!

Me, realizing it's yet another porn bot:

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[candicemorgan-accola]

OMG I FUCKING HATE THIS HELLSITE

[dennys]

denny’s are you secretly just three large eggs in a trench coat?

not secretly

[glumshoe]

I’ve never owned reusable contacts before but now I have yellow ones. What uh… what sort of materials do I need to take care of them? I have a little case for them but nothing else. I haven’t opened the package yet. Cleansing and rewetting solutions, correct? Anything else?

[theflashisgone]

You need lens conditioner to store them in in their little case, and a contact lens cleaning solution, and sanitary water to rinse them under, and if you own them a long time/wear them a lot, you may eventually need an enzymatic cleaner.

[glumshoe]

Some people are saying I should store them in cleaning solution, some are saying I should store them in saline, you’re saying lens conditioner… other sources are saying not to use water on them at all ever… 

[dimitri-reincarnate]

Store them in your eyes dumbass

[dimitri-reincarnate]

This is the content I've been waiting for

[action52]

i just got this as a youtube ad and i’ve never been more shocked in my life

[dimitri-reincarnate]

Ok but is that the fucking free real estate guy

[glumshoe]

[dimitri-reincarnate]

I read this as 'world's gayest detective' at first and didn't realize my mistake until I scrolled back up to buy it