JJ

[sukimas]

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[aphel1on]

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[savethelifeofmychild]

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

[geyfrog]

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

[fairycosmos]

even though the pay is lowwwww and the commute is long as fuckkkk the new job hasn’t induced any panic attacks yet!

[the-kirbe-anon-archive-deactiva]

I love dandelions!

*puts a dandelion in your hair*

Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair

[j4gm]

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

[catchymemes]

[boudicca]

"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

[dailycatsblog]

[sun-of-ap0llo]

I'm so fuckable, yet here I am unfucked.

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

[lostalittle]

Met the hottest stranger ever last night while working !!!!! Wish I could combust into flames and consume him 👉👈🥺

[rockabillywife]

The bus is never coming because I don’t deserve it

[lostalittle]

Because I deserve to stay at home, cosy in my bed.