Heathers sentence starters
cult classic from 1988 which is basically mean girls but with murder
If you want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.
How nice. Two assholes: no waiting.
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
A five keeps the neighborhood alive!
I’m sorry, what are you oozing about?
A true friend’s work is never done.
Maybe you should see a doctor.
Greetings and salutations.
That’s the stupidest question I’ve ever heard.
What are you going to do? Take two shots or send me out?
The extreme always seems to make an impression.
I don’t really like my friends.
I want to kill, and you have to believe it’s for more than selfish reasons.
So what do you say we head up to my room and have a real party?
I sold her out for a bunch of Swatchdogs and Diet Coke heads.
Dreadful etiquette. I apologize.
It’ll be really very, promise.
I’m gonna have to send my SAT scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford.
Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.
I left him drunk and flailing in cow shit.
If you don’t have a brewski in your hand, you might as well be wearing a dress.
Look, you believe it because you wanted to believe it.
Is it as good for you as it is for me?
Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
I don’t want your money, I want your strength.
Your daydreams are a lot better than my realities, believe me.
Nice guys finish last, I should know.
I guess I picked the wrong time to be a human being.
What are you trying to do? Kill me?
Why do you have to be such a megabitch?
Why are you pulling my dick?
Do you actually think you’re a rebel? You’re fucking psychotic.
Let’s just hope she’s rubbing noses with Jesus.
Is this turnout weak or what?
You know what I want? Cool guys like you out of my life.
You really fucked me up pretty bad.
My love, there’s a new sheriff in town.
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