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Alexa. 26. They/them, She/her, Inconvenient/abomination.

[haleyusesherwords]

[epicscizor]

[i-like-reblog-maps]

What month were you born in?

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Voting ended onMay 28

Doing a final project in my stats class, we have to pick a subject and collect data on it. We need at least 100 data points, and I figured this blog is big enough that a poll on here could get to that pretty easily!

Doing my project on if it’s more likely to be born in certain months :]

I have gotten the OK from my teacher to collect data using a Tumblr poll, btw. I’m also going to have to send her this post as proof of where I got the data from / proof I didn’t just make up the numbers. So. Behave

[edgar-allan-possum]

[bobdylanyaoi]

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[brostateexam]

[unpeeled-human]

idk if anyone else has seen the surge of memes making fun of cave divers recently. there was a comment on one that was like "cave divers with 4 kids, 2 degrees, a loving wife and a huge house when they learn that Satan's Sphincter has a 0% survival rate" it had me crying laughing

[library-bat-girl-deactivated202]

You'd think "oh, well they're rich dipshits with no training who pulled a Stockton Rush, IE: did something everyone told them not to and then died" but nope, 90% of cave diving stories are like "Johnny Wetsuit had 5000 hours diving experience, a doctorate in Cave Diveology from the most prestigious university in the world, was trained to swim by literal navy seals, was part dolphin and had the power of echo-location, God himself contacted him to let him know the conditions in Drowning Idiot Cave were going to be perfectly safe for cave diving, so he went Cave Diving, made one tiny mistake, and then he got stuck and drowned to death."

[liiionhearted]

ok but there’s a reason cave diving signs go so hard

[beardedmrbean]

My brother used to do SCUBA stuff and apparently there's spots in places like Lake Tahoe where there's just bodies that haven't been recovered because the people that could go and get them know better than to go diving in the parts of the lake where the bodies are.

[mama-germany]

I feel like the ‘Satan’s Asshole Cave’ meme is a bit of a misnomer though because half of these places are named. Nutty Putty. Darby Canyon. Wookey Hole.

It’s more like; Loopty Doopty Cavern, where 18 out of 25 known explorers had to have their bodies dragged out over excruciating 28 hour long recovery missions

[dailycatsblog]

[oneheadtoanother]

[jarvypup]

anytime i talk to people i feel like i need to be shot.

[sashaforthewin]

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[localwarlockunion]

please no one disturb me I am doing important research on wikipedia dot com today

[localwarlockunion]

I see I've released a new word into the tumblr ecosystem, glad we're all being totally normal about it <3

and I am sooo sorry, it is wikipedia dot org actually

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[sndwave]

the mythbusters once tested "herding cats" and at one point they brought in a proper trained herding dog and the poor dogs face when the first cat responds to his herding with swipes and aggression is to look at her human and go 😰 the sheep is broken?? what do i do boss??

[blades201honors]

@greatandholypangolin you cannot leave this in the tags

[asurrogateblog]

I can see people’s auras but I don’t believe in that stuff so I just ignore it

[downwithpeople]

[sacred-portal]

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man