Kinda Kawaii

You've been staring at the ocean like it's a language you can learn.

[sigulary]

Rose knight🗡️

[flyingiseasy-landingnotsomuch]

Meanwhile, in Switzerland.

[talesfromthebandgeekmafia]

via clowntv

[cursedpossums]

I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU, I TOOK THIS PICTURE OF A BABY POSSUM IN MY BACKYARD

THIS IS MAKING ME LOSE MY FUCKING MIND

[galladegamer]

10 DOUBLOONS

[necrophatic-old]

A New Hope: But Vader is open about his Trauma

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[infernaldaydreams]

My one and only 💖

[squareallworthy]

Kids today with all their new types of guys. In my day we had only one type. That guy. And you didn't want to be him.

[squareallworthy]

Or sometimes we would call him this guy. "Get a load of this guy," we would say. But that was sarcasm. You didn't really want anyone to get a load of the guy.

[boota]

[liketwopeasinapod2-deactivated2]

give me the watermelón

[boota]

[lady-of-the-spirit]

Enemies to "I accidentally came across you while you were vulnerable and scared and I'm not a total asshole so I tried to help you" to "accidental mutual uncovering of softer sides and vulnerabilities" to "I can't be mean to you anymore, not out of pity but because it would feel weird betraying that brief truce we had" to "Fine I'll make an effort to be nice to you now I guess" to "actually now that we're not actively hating each other you're not so bad I guess" to "i think we're friends but I'm not going to say that because I'm afraid you're not gonna feel the same way" to "oh you also think we're friends? Great" to lovers

[mobydick2-whalenado]

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[pwesident]

sleeping under a blanket in just your underwear when it’s cold and your blanket is warm enough to make up for it is the best fucking thing

[wheezinghorre]

until the demon living under your bed rips it off and has full access to your body

[pwesident]

and the demon is probably hot so she can do what she wants what’s your point

[pwesident]

a lot more likes than reblogs on this post bc this webbed site is full of cowards that know im right

[matt-mercer-deactivated20231105]

Keanu Reeves learned and memorized the nightclub fight sequence the day that the scene was filmed.

John Wick (2014), dir. Chad Stahelski, David Leitch

— Fight Choreographer: Jonathan Eusebio

[blackpyrefly]

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

[in-love-with-my-bed]

Good thing I’m so smooth

[feather-bone]

Decomposers’ waltz.

[tastefullyoffensive]

High School Musical, but it sounds realistic. via

[sirfrogsworth]

Meanwhile, in 2020...

In other words...

"All of these social welfare programs kept me alive as a child so I could become a successful adult!

So let's cut that shit out!"

I officially declare Lauren the 2021 recipient of...

[thefrogman]

That plaque took almost 10 minutes to photoshop, so I'm posting this on my big boy blog as well.

[everythingfox]

TALENTED BOY!!!