don’t shave your bush

side 4 the thoughts that are 2 stupid 4 the main nsft tag: muir get spayed.txt

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she used to play around and trim it into fun shapes (like a star) but then cry for justice and brightest day happened and another star forest seemed a bit too on the nose

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list of things i need to do after i finish my work

-call the goddamn fucking wifi people

-call to make appointment for adhd consult

- schedule accommodations appointment

- finish appeal document** IMPORTANT

-email class scheduler to get into 405 special

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new to do list for after i finish homework:

-call wifi people

-enroll in 405 now that i have permission

-follow up on doctor letter

-text new roommate about mattress, move in logistics, figure out rent situation for immediate 16th

-finish cleaning room and rearrange for new vibes

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STOPPPP giving attention to my horny posts on here. this is supposed to be where my horny goes to dieee

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jason todd in little booty shorts that say something stupid like “biggest slut at the public library” or something. and a little tiny crop top with a boob window

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i doodles this like a year or two ago so. here

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MEOWWWWWWW

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just read through everything i’ve posted on this blog in the past 24 hours… jesus fucking christ. i may as well just have paid a skywriter to put “i’m period horny” in the sky for everyone to see

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early birds of prey dinahbabs hypnosis kink. is this anything

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the thing about eddie fyers is that he absolutely uses sex as self harm but he has no idea it’s self harm because the idea of healthy, intimate sex where you continue feeling good after has never occurred to him.

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how ollie ships have sex:

dinahollie: this isn't even headcanon there's panel evidence that ollie eats it like crazy. cunnilingus is an essential part of their morning routine. and evening routine. and often characterizes their lunch breaks as well. overall, they can't keep their hands off each other, but as i described above, ollie is actually kind of vanilla. roleplay and that's about it. dinah undeniably has a daddy kink (also has canon evidence) but if that goes anywhere beyond just the act of dinah calling him daddy/referring to himself as daddy kinda silly like, he's out of it. i also think he let dinah peg him once because His Masculinity Is Not Fragile but he didn't like it. dinah would kill to do it again though. i also want to see the vision for humiliation kink ollie (he is a walking humiliation ritual so that could explain why he's horny all the time) but once again, he mostly vanilla to me. he's hedonistic in the sense that he just loves beautiful people and wants to feel good and make them feel good, but he's already so over-the-top and intense in every moment of his life, so there's nothing left that needs weird sex as an outlet. he thinks of himself as freaky though. dinah, on the other hand, could tell him stories from past relationships that would make his jaw drop.

halollie: ollie loves giving oral, we know, and i think hal would be absolutely falling apart from it. 70s hal in particular cannot compute how ollie is down on his knees with a dick in his mouth, but looking up at him with all the confidence and humor of a man in charge. especially because, in their hero routine, he can tell ollie is so over-the-top because he feels insufficient. but here, taking hal apart like this, ollie feels like a god and it shows. also hal is bottoming he loves being penetrated i’m sorry it’s enrichment for him. his face is pressed against a pillow and ollie won’t stop running his mouth how gorgeous he looks and ollie’s demeanor manages to make him feel small even though they’re the same size. ollie can’t quite grasp hal’s big gender feelings here like bruhal and halcarol dynamics but it’s still delicious.

oddie: this is sort of the exception to the vanilla oliver rule, but that is primarily because, during the most intense oddie moments of GA (1988), oliver is at his worst and destroying himself and others. even before dinah leaving and shooting hal, everything kinda Sucks about his life then. this anger is something that is expressed as weird sex. but he also genuinely doesn’t realize that eddie is so much of a freak he’s getting off on ollie shooting at him. i think they do have normal sex a few times, after dinah left. eddie tells ollie to fuck him with minimal prep, which ollie hesitantly does and doesn’t know how to process how much he likes it. it’s still not as sadomasochistic as eddie would like but fuck he’s in love with this bow wielding dumbass. he’ll never say it though and he won’t even acknowledge it in the privacy of his own head until oliver is dead. ugh.

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wait okay. “bite risk” teeny tiny booty shorts and a teeny tiny crop top that reads “biggest slut at the farmer’s market.” on jay todd

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or if we’re being minimalist, just the “biggest slut at the farmer’s market” booty shorts. i would say “bite risk” as a tramp stamp but my beloved crack headcanon is that his tramp stamp reads “you pierce my soul. i am half agony, half hope.” as in captain wentworth’s confession from persuasion. but as a double entendre

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wait okay. “bite risk” teeny tiny booty shorts and a teeny tiny crop top that reads “biggest slut at the farmer’s market.” on jay todd

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jason todd in little booty shorts that say something stupid like “biggest slut at the public library” or something. and a little tiny crop top with a boob window

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and a collar that says bite risk of course of course. that goes without saying

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jason todd in little booty shorts that say something stupid like “biggest slut at the public library” or something. and a little tiny crop top with a boob window

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tiny booty shorts that read “daddy issues? ❌ i’m no one’s son.” on the butt. and little graphics of red blob helmet jay on each hip

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list of things i need to do after i finish my work

-call the goddamn fucking wifi people

-call to make appointment for adhd consult

- schedule accommodations appointment

- finish appeal document** IMPORTANT

-email class scheduler to get into 405 special

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“i can’t for the life of me imagine a situation that would make eddie cry” i am so sorry you are unimaginative then.

it catches him even if he does everything to stop it. his eyes glistened with “don’t let em flank you, kid.” during final night.

dinah and eddie have really bad sex when they’re grieving ollie. eddie is furiously trying to blink the tears out of his eyes, but gravity is a wretched beast, so dinah flips them over when a tear drips on her face.

eddie tries so hard not to let himself hope after shado shows them the photo that might be ollie, and when all is revealed, connor is heartbroken to face the reality his father is still dead. this is the first and one of the only times eddie ever hugs connor, and he holds him tight to his chest so connor doesn’t look up and see eddie’s watering eyes.

in the ashram, eddie finds the repeated chores meditative until he is snapped back into reality by the wetness on his cheeks. in the place that strips him of all his defenses and vices—in the place he’s stripped himself of his defenses and vices for connor—he can’t stamp this out anymore.

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i think that because connor is explicitly textually uninterested in sexual touch and intercourse, people assume he can’t have preferences or kink-associated alignments that exist in a nonsexual or grey area. the way i see him, he has the biggest thing for praise known to mankind and soft dom tendencies. he doesn’t want to share his body, but i think he’d really like to share intimate moments that involve a) assurance and appreciation through praise and b) the certainty and intimate vulnerability of a partner letting him be in charge. i think he’d like being allowed to assert control guiltlessly and know that is partner is wholly knowing and understanding him. and enjoying it. for this reason, i think he’d really enjoy shibari as a hobby. working with ropes is so meditative from both standpoints. he’d learn how to tie intricate knots and patterns. there would be so much intimacy in the way his partner would lean back against him, their eyes vulnerable and unfocused, relaxed and dropping into submission. the way he and a sub partner would both derive satisfaction from this without any expectation of sexual context/completion.

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insomnia striking again but this time it’s the “can’t stay asleep” kind as well as the “can’t fall asleep” kind 🫩