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[familiarology]

is jake gyllenhaal gay

who is jake gyllenhaal

[familiarology]

Haha this fool couldn't escape a mirror maze smh

~Goobert 2

you're right, goobert, i could not escape the glittering grotto, a mirror maze designed to trap you there forever using tricks like fake walls you can walk through

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I haven't been in Dell for a hot minute... Definitely taxes there... Pretty high ones too it sucks... Not like that's a me problem though no taxes here fuckos sucks to be you guys

~Goobert 2

ok. so goobert is NOT in ding dong dell...

[icequeenapologist]

Good afternoon Leafblr users, how has everyone been?

I apologise for my lengthy absence I accidently got trapped in the Glittering Grotto it was this whole ordeal but I'm all fine now don't worry

[familiarology]

??? how did you get out isn't that place a mirror maze

[familiarology]

Me? No. Fishguy? Maybe

~Goobert 2

Oh sorry, did you think I'd got caught for tax evasion?? You FOOL!!! There's no taxes to evade here and now laws to say I should pay them!! I'm IMMUNE!!! ~Goobert 2

@dingdongdoorman are you okay

where are you that there's no taxes.

[dingdongdoorman]

Oh yeah i got sent to the sewers to fight monsters with a stick 👍 i don’t recommend it. apparently goobert is in DDD ??? or has been recently. they said to me that they were drinking hot chocolate in the sewers which is. fascinating

[familiarology]

why were you sent to the sewers to fight monsters with a stick. also there are definitely taxes in ding dong dell

[familiarology]

Me? No. Fishguy? Maybe

~Goobert 2

Oh sorry, did you think I'd got caught for tax evasion?? You FOOL!!! There's no taxes to evade here and now laws to say I should pay them!! I'm IMMUNE!!! ~Goobert 2

@dingdongdoorman are you okay

where are you that there's no taxes.

[familiarology]

That's what they all say... I bet they'll give you a stick and send you to the sewers too

~Goobert 2

excuse me

[familiarology]

You get caught for evading your taxes yet?

~Goobert 2

no because i never evaded my taxes

i've been busy with coursework sorry for not posting. i do need to come back here

[catnapdragon]

Who needs books? Just throw random shit in a cauldron and see what sticks!

~Goobert 2

you know what? you're right! i'm just gonna go for it

[catnapdragon]

hospital

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I'd be surprised if I were though

~Goobert 2

i would also be surprised if you were based on previous asks.

[familiarology]

Cat

oh so real. love this freak

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Ya know! Probably!

~Goobert 2

i don't know. i do not know

[familiarology]

Ahh but I'm probably not in Hamelin. What are they gonna do? Find me? Hunt the lil goober down? Throw poor little gooby in jail? I think not!

~Goobert 2

..............that is exactly what they will do. you clearly don't know hamelin there is an extremely limited number of exits and also emperor marcassin hired too many guards when he was having his Episode and now he doesn't wanna lay them off so i promise you. there are Guards Available.

[familiarology]

what do you mean probably

[familiarology]

Ahh but I'm probably not in Hamelin. What are they gonna do? Find me? Hunt the lil goober down? Throw poor little gooby in jail? I think not!

~Goobert 2

..............that is exactly what they will do. you clearly don't know hamelin there is an extremely limited number of exits and also emperor marcassin hired too many guards when he was having his Episode and now he doesn't wanna lay them off so i promise you. there are Guards Available.

[familiarology]

So if I ALSO unology-d your ology would that essentially be forcefully shutting you up? I wouldn't, but I'm curious

~Goobert 2

by law you could not do that i think emperor marcassin enacted like a lot of freedom of speech laws after repealing all the non freedom of speech laws

[familiarology]

Most Esteemed Chatter

~Goobert 2

yes. as is my title

[familiarology]

Certified Babbler

~Goobert 2

yeah exactly. that's what all scientists are really