Anomalous Painter

ꙮ Making Tumblr posts even less comprehensible ꙮ Ask box is open and hungry ꙮ He/They ꙮ Edits done using photomosh ꙮ

[the-anomaly-painter]

This is a "gimmick account" about making "you" more like "us". We will try to make it painless.

We have chosen the name 'Abyss' to represent us. If you must refer to us, do it with that name. Less interference that way. Inspired by the void painter.

Bigots, Homophobes and any other similarly hateful beings will be terminated upon interaction. You have no place here. Do not interact if you value your mass.

Designations

#corrupted post: Post that has been distorted.

#uncorrupted post: Posts we have chosen not to interfere with.

#message from beyond: When we have a message for you.

#ask consumed: A response for those seeking knowledge.

#ooc: For when I drop the whole "incomprehensible outer being" schtick and talk normally. (Will also be accompanied by purple text!)

We are not experienced with this reality, and will occasionally make mistakes. If you have suggestions or corrections, we will consider them and act accordingly.

All distortions created using Photomosh!

Other Painters:

@the-void-painter | @the-purple-painter | @the-bisexual-painter @the-blue-painter | @the-ghost-painter | @the-inverted-painter @the-gray-painter | @the-green-painter | @the-pan-painter @the-icy-painter | @the-high-saturation-painter |

[destiny2-names]

Pick one to protect you. The rest will try to kill you.

ten invisible Screebs

300 non-invisible Screebs

a Buttered Ogre (whatever THAT means)

three chihuahua-sized Tormentors

Serviks, Kell of Cunt

a Ghost piloting a mech

a Scorn swimsuit model showing off the latest in rusty metal mankinis

Toland but he's somehow wielding a chainsaw

Greg the Dreg

Voting ended onApr 18, 2025

[destiny2-names]

Fun fact: Greg the Dreg is actually female. She got her nickname from a Guardian who can't tell male and female Eliksni apart

Another fun fact: Serviks is a former pirate captain who now enjoys performing in drag at a bar in the Last City

Yes, they are sapphic

[votivemanatee0]

they stare at eachother at the bar during one of Serviks's performances, the tension in the air being so tight you wonder how neither of them has flung through the air at the other yet

[destiny2-names]

However, there's enough of a size difference between them that Greg can perch on Serviks's shoulder like some kind of comically large parrot

[the-howling-painter]

Helloooooo!!! I'm the Howling Painter! I paint things with wolves! He/him only please!!

Other Painters...

@the-weezer-painter @the-purple-painter @the-lesbian-painter @the-yellow-painter @the-orange-painter @the-pride-painter @the-pink-painter @the-void-painter @the-white-painter @the-pixel-painter @the-doodle-painter @the-teal-painter @the-trans-painter @the-mew-painter @the-pan-painter @the-icy-painter @the-glitter-painter @the-omori-painter @the-sad-painter @the-aroace-painter @the-firey-painter @the-duck-painter

Tags!

#wolf'd! - Posts I've Wolf'd!

#wolfoff - Posts I found funny!

#wolfrequest - Posts/blogs REQUESTED to be wolf'd!

[the-icy-painter]

❄️~ i'm a worm now??? help???

[the-mew-painter]

i’ve been wormified too!!!

[the-blue-painter]

It appears the wormification is spreading.

[the-purple-painter]

Uh oh

[the-stormy-painter]

don't mind this really

[the-gray-painter]

Noooo

[the-inverted-painter]

Am worm now :0

[the-high-saturation-painter]

I Become

THE WORM

[the-collage-painter]

I WANT TO WORM

[the-trans-painter]

IIVE BEEN WORMIFIED

[the-sad-painter]

..oh

[the-chaotic-doodle-painter]

I’VE BEEN WOORRMEDDD

[the-firey-painter]

THE WORM VIRUS IS SPREADING

[the-anomaly-painter]

Hm. This isn't actually all that different, compared to our normal form.

[octal-codes]

Reblog if you're not human

[the-red-planet-mars-deactivated]

im a planet

[india-official]

I'm a country

[bingle-official]

I'm a corporation?

[definitely-indiana]

I'm a state

[the-official-spirit-airlines]

I'm an airline >:)

[official-denmark]

I'm a country and a god.

[the-tres2b]

I’m a planet >:3

[same-pic-of-the-earth-everyday]

I'm also a planet :>

[violetthunderstorm]

I'm a stick figure

[the-anomaly-painter]

[NULL]

[troutreznor]

Chinook Salmon (Oncorhynchus tshawytscha)

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

oh to be a chinook salmon hovering over a sea of cream soda

[the-anomaly-painter]

This post has been Farpentaled!

[gimmick-remover]

I HATE GIMMICK BLOGS SO IM GOING TO REMOVE THEIR GIMMICKS BY "FIXING" THEIR POSTS

What i will "fix" (examples):

@ vowelremover (adding back vowels text)

@ achivement-unlocked (relock the achievements)

@ i-say-ok and many more (change the ok to something else)

What i wont currently "fix"

Any corpo blogs

[the-anomaly-painter]

This post has been Speiturned!

We came back from death to spit in your face.

[new-york-for-real]

rb if you are a gimmick so I may follow you

[the-anomaly-painter]

Yes. We are kind of dead though.

[cannibalchicken]

[the-anomaly-painter]

This post has been Krientallized!

[the-anomaly-painter]

Tubes

[the-icy-painter]

hello, tumblr!

(this is a blog inspired mainly by @the-glitter-painter, do stop by that blog if you haven't heard of her yet!)

❄️~ i'm the icy painter, or just "icy" for short (although I wouldn't mind other nicknames). i thrust your posts into an endless winter ;)

tags:

#the icy painter - an umbrella tag for pretty much any of my posts and reblogs

#freezing tumblr - any posts that i have frozen

#icy's askbox - self explanatory. asks will be frozen

#icy draws - any of my actual (relevant) art that i might post on this blog :0

#icy's adventures - roleplay-involved posts that i'm in

#icy speaks - just me talking. obviously.

#not icy - out-of-character posts

#painter pile - multiple painters on one post

❄️ this post has been frozen! ❄️

blogs like this:

@painting-red @the-bazzow-painter @the-orange-painter @the-yellow-painter @the-green-painter @the-teal-painter @the-weezer-painter @the-purple-painter @the-white-painter @the-glitter-painter @the-gray-painter @the-void-painter @the-pixel-painter @thecroissantpainter @the-pride-painter @the-sus-painter @happy-little-painter @the-trans-painter @the-pan-painter @the-lesbian- painter @the-gay-painter @the-aroace-painter @the-sad-painter @the-omori-painter @raidpainter @the-howling-painter @the-random-painter @the-hoppip-painter @the-high-saturation-painter @the-ghost-painter

sona:

[the-high-saturation-painter]

INTRO POST!!!!!!!!!

HELLO I AM THE HIGH SATURATION PAINTER AND I COULD BLEED YOUR EYES BY PAINTER YOUR POST VERY HIGH SATURATION!!!!!!

SPOILER ALERT: this account is run by @b4nd4g3-d0ct0r

TAGZZZ:

The High Saturation Painter - General tagz for my post

I BURNED YOUR POST WITH COLORS!! - Posts that have been High Saturation

Bright Answers - Askz

Eye Protection - Post Unrelated to the Topic of burning your eyes

Other Painterz - Posts for the Other Painterz

ALL THE PAINTERZ!!!!

@the-bazzow-painter

@painting-red

@the-orange-painter

@the-yellow-painter

@the-green-painter

@the-blue-painter

@the-purple-painter

@the-pink-painter

@the-mystery-painter

@the-rainbow-painter

@the-void-painter

@the-gray-painter

@the-white-painter

@the-pixel-painter

@the-glitter-painter

@the-pastel-painter

@the-pride-painter

@happy-little-painter

@the-doodle-painter

@the-scribbles-painter

@the-bird-painter

@the-mew-painter

@the-not-painter

@the-weezer-painter

@the-sus-painter

@the-deep-fry-painter

@the-aroace-painter

@thecroissantpainter

@the-pan-painter

@the-trans-painter

@the-lesbian-painter

@the-icy-painter

@the-omori-painter

@the-sad-painter

@raidpainter

@the-howling-painter

@the-hoppip-painter

@the-random-painter

@the-collage-painter

@the-inverted-painter

@the-firey-painter

@the-duck-painter

OUR LITTLE MASCOT IN DA HOUSE

[crevicedwelling]

shraunt.

[the-anomaly-painter]

This post has been Shraunted!

[valtsv]

phrases like "the house always wins" and "it's on the house" but used to imply that the building you're in is alive and personally invested in the situation

[valtsv]

the house always wins

[the-anomaly-painter]

This post has been Poluinated!

[everydaylouie]

Church of Whale Fall

[usernameichoseonawhim]

what is this /pos

[the-anomaly-painter]

Whalefall.

They blink strangely, as if confused that you are unfamiliar with the concept.

It... Reminds us of home. Good meal.

[usernameichoseonawhim]

Oh. I see. To be honest, that was mostly a rhetorical question, but it is a good piece of art.

[the-anomaly-painter]

Yes.

[everydaylouie]

Church of Whale Fall

[usernameichoseonawhim]

what is this /pos

[the-anomaly-painter]

Whalefall.

They blink strangely, as if confused that you are unfamiliar with the concept.

It... Reminds us of home. Good meal.

[calocera]

my pet mold spore

[the-anomaly-painter]

This post has been Burmillated!