Dinner Party Dan Continues To Be A Blog

Hi I'm Andrew -- 30/M/Kansas

[dinnerpartydan]

Kind miss the tumblwebs... whose still out here?

[dinnerpartydan]

happy sinkhole de mayo!

[bilf]

okay

[catboypvnkie]

I love carbs I love pasta and bread and potatoes what would like Be without carbs

[catboypvnkie]

where would we Be without her.

[dinnerpartydan]

Email me a sandwich. I will give you one million dollars.

[discountetsyagitprop]

I've been attacked.

[autistic-af]

Sent this to my very ADHD husband.

His response:

[dinnerpartydan]

I want purchase BOOKS and DICE

[twoheartsoneclara]

people on this website loves days and dates. you could make a post that says “it’s sweet fat of the hog tuesday” and people would go nuts reblogging it every tuesday

[bloomingcockroaches]

[amerykah]

ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

[bigfootin]

[aflo]

the human body can only digest 1 slime per day. yogurt, pudding, sour cream. if you mix slimes, they will meld in your stomach and become a sludge. and brother, you do not want that to happen.

[mold-enjoyer]

-Pliny the Elder circa 300 BCE

[dinnerpartydan]

"Oh fuck, I shitted!"❌😔👎

"Oh shit, I fucked!" ✔😎👌

[pettycentral]

[wickedwonderlandd]

I stan ONE Karen

[pettycentral]

[wickedwonderlandd]

I stan ONE Karen

[pointnclick]

Bitches are in my Labyrinth. Trying to fuck my minotaur.

[pwesident]

please let me into the labyrinth i prommy i won’t fuck the minotaur

[pointnclick]

Not falling for that one again

[pwesident]

[animalcrossingmemes]