Queen or Thot: Rainbow 6: Siege Ladies
- Face is an illusion, actually lacks a physical head for you to shoot
+ Good at grabbing hostage like 5 secs after the round starts
Emmanuelle “Twitch” Pichon
+ will take out enemy gadgets and cameras to help team, especially shock batteries and mute jammers so Thermite + Hibana can blow open metal walls
+ Good Variety of weapons, including a DMR, Automatic Rifle and Shotgun (as well as a revolver or glock)
+ Mechanical Engineer Genius
+ Wears Skinny Jeans into battle rather than spend time changing - absolute power move
+ Can see you trying to wallbang, Pulse.
- clearly designed by Male Gaze (booty)
+ Dressed for the Occasion (map is in a yacht on a frozen lake)
+ *THUNK* Serves you right for not using your bloody eyes
- contrary to what she says, her gadget serves as a terrible welcome mat for company
Meghan J. “Valkyrie” Castellano
+ DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN GURL
+ Hold me in your strong arms, senpai
+ consistently has a high pick rate because her gadget is just that damn good
- I know the mp5 is popular among real-life CTUs but did we really need another variant?
- No really she failed her psych test
- why is she even in team rainbow
+ Knows how to practically suppress a weapon
+ “Remember the basic of CQC”
- Seriously though how was she even allowed in BOPE
- How’s about picking a rifle with a better mag size?
+ No Head hitbox? No problem *proceeds to fire bullet hose*
+ only defender with a shotgun as a secondary - power move
+ pretty much a great pick on every map
- don’t break the mirror-aaaaand they have a hole to shoot in to the objective
- Professional soldier, bright green hair
- Incredibly annoying gadget
- Professional soldier, Yoga Pants
- Basically the defender equivalent of Ash
+ Practical and slightly cyberpunk uniform, cool AF
+ canonically hates fuze for killing hostages, speaks for entire playerbase
+ “Where did the hostage go? there was a flash of light and then it was gone!”
- Ubi pls buff flashbangs
- And her LSW while you’re at it
- will booty call you in the middle of a match
- literally a Korean Troll
- probably knows your browser history
+ Gee Grace, how come Ubi lets you have TWO machine pistols?
+ Doesn’t need a nickname
+ practical and badass outfit
+ “the fuck are yoga pants?”
+ wears fuckin Aviators into battle
+ Is a mum and has a proper family and still fights like a badass
+ Can revive herself because fuck you
Designation: ULTIMATE QUEEN
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