Dino

has anyone seen my keys

[1995lahaine]

is your name george? cause that bush is a w

[nflstreet]

[nflstreet]

[evilnicegirl]

kansas girls can suck the corn off a cob like

[evilnicegirl]

missouri girls

[memorycycle]

bugs when you lift up a rock

[sacredcitycenter]

[femaleherbertwest]

(gordon ramsay on star trek) oh what the hell? the gagh is fucking dead! look at this! it’s not moving. it’s feasting with its fucking ancestors in sto’vo’kor! excuse me, darling, how fresh is this gagh? they’re what? fucking hell. thank you. my god, it’s fucking replicated. wow, fuck me.

[femaleherbertwest]

(gordon opens a compartment on the wall and dozens of tribbles fall on his head) fucking hell. at least someone’s enjoying the food.

[ultrakillblast]

ROBOCOP (1987)

[biff-donderglutes]

robocop’s famous catchphrase

[guerrillatech]

[pointnclick]

if you’re trying to explain something to your friend who has adhd try sucking them off sloppy style!

[testosteronetwink]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

hi waiter could I get the spaghetti I promise I’ll behave this time

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

huh?

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[lyril]

this is the funniest intro to any johnny bravo episode

[bobo-the-part-time-clown]

i wonder if i could

hunt him for sport

[transformersoutofcontext]

that’s nice

[acidwaste]

im wildrider and i wanna

bust a nut

[goodassdog]

[plasmalogical]

water bill $10,000

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

worth every penny

[jhenne-bean]

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

[babyboomerbullshit]

[unwavering-emotions]

I don't think this part is meant to be funny but when your partner is a cyndaquil its literally the funniest shit ever I am SCREAMING