Dinos In The Dark @dinosinthedark - Tumblr Blog

Went to Iceland, and it was amazing. I ended up meeting up with a. Icelandic man. Shocker, I know. We had a good evening together.

Annoyed at the future boyfriend dude. I want to be prioritized a little more, and he's falling flat. And I just want to tell him to fuck off. And that's not really fair or really in proportion to the whole thing. Ya know?

Ugh. I'm probably gonna go back to to Iceland for this guy. He's hot as hell. My international situationships are getting out of hand.

#ugh #dating in your 30s

deathgasmic

i always feel a little like a begging dog but i will not elaborate on that

phantomrose96

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

loki-zen

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

fairycosmos

let it go my friend... i say this as a fat "ugly" dyke. your body is the vehicle w which you move in the world, give love, receive love, make things, SEE things, KNOW things. that's all that matters. beauty and ugliness are marketing scams esp for women. LIVE and FUCK THE WORLD it's not easy to get there but it's so sweet. ppl will love you fat and "ugly" i swear on god.

this is like a religious text to me and i'm not joking even a little

nohoperadio

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

iamnotawomanimagod

me seeing a mutual's happy post: "hell yeah buddy :)" *hits like*

me seeing a mutual's sad/vent post: "aww no buddy :(" *hits like*

estel-and-agape

The like button is heart shaped for a reason and the reason is that it means I love you

Went on a date with this guy and he's great. And I'm really excited and incredibly nervous. I am not going to get my hopes up because we'll, let's be real my streak is terrible and I'm desperately in love with a man who lives in Idaho who doesn't give a single fuck about me. So whatever man.

#dating in your 30s #Babreham #no nickname for the new guy #my coworkers keep calling him a goofy goober. blah

senatortedcruz

Sorry you’re gonna have to drag me kicking and screaming off the thirty year old social reject woman website. These are my people

strattistician

Hi my name is Eva Stratt and I have long strawberry blonde hair that’s mostly straight (that’s how I got my name) and icy blue eyes like Ryland Grace’s tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Sandra Huller (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!) I’m not related to the concept of strategizing but I wish I was because it’s a major fucking hottie. I’m European but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a politician, and I’m trying to save the world on board a ship called the Gansu which everyone else calls Stratt’s Vat (I’m the dictator.) I’m autistic (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love apocalypse Hot Topic and I get all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a long black coat with oversized black pants, a black button down, a black sweater, white sneakers, and an oversized black coat. I was wearing light makeup. I was walking around Baikonur. The sun was dying so it was snowing and raining, which I was very unhappy about. A lot of copyright lawyers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Stratt!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Ryland Grace!

“Vhat’s up Ryland?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, my other two scientists exploded so I had to send him to Tau Ceti.

#inflicting psychological damage on one's followers #as is the way of tumblr

nyancrimew

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

cash4bees

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes