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My friend told me that for something to be chronic, it has to persist for more then 6 months. So I have learned that my life is chronic, I'll be searching for a cure

#chronic life #searching for a way out #6 months is all it takes for life to go down hill

This isn't my first run at tumblr, but it is the first time I've got messages from bots trying to coerce me into sinful deeds. Is this what tumblr fame is? Have I finally made it?!

#tumblr bots #sinful deeds now at a reduced cost #tumblr famous #look mom i made a meme #look mom bots are soliciting me

"I'd like to make an announcement!" *I lean down towards the mic, and tap on it to make sure it works. My mouth unhinges like a snake as I swallow the whole mic.* "THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME"

#cryptid #making a statement #sword swallowing but worse #goodnight tumblr #goodnight

The Dairy Queen by where I live is still advertising their valentine's day stuff... desperate bastards

#dairy queen #desperate #dairy date #valentine's day desperation #just give up

I just got a threat from tumblr saying "soon you'll loose all feeling in your hands". I'm making this to let you know I'll be moving for my own safety.

#why tumblr #feeling threatened #tumblr is coming for my hands #but boy can i throw em #now longer new in town

I don't know if it's due to the "your brain can't make up faces", or if my brain has weird secret fantasies, but my friends keep murdering people in my dreams... should I be concerned?

#weird dreams #killer friends #bizzare dreams #whack whack whack #okay maybe that was too many whacks #dreams about friends killing friends #what happens with da homies stays with da homies

AU where everyone has power limiters, but yours falls off. So now you're being chased by sentient meatballs and then Harry Styles diddles you... I'm gonna be a writer some day

#au #god has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished #i stole that tag #and i will continue to do so #harry styles #youre welcome

My body is doing the slide cha-cha, on separate note my brain is stroke a having

#eeh #wow wow wow #brain hurt #knees weak #arms #are home improvements tax deductible

Why does tumblr ask you to make a post with the same excitement shown by a high schooler in anime asking her crush to go on a date with her? Like I hit the thing, yes I want go on a fucking date with you... I love you tumblr-chan... 🥺

#why tumblr #im new in town

Thanks tumblr... I think...

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