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how far do I have to go for people to take me seriously
listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival
Sex is ok but have you ever been complimented on your weight loss
200 cal Fettuccine alfredo recipe★彡
only 200 cals for 2 servings of alfredo! u can eat one of both of these servings, the plate in the pic is 2 servings! i used cornstarch water to thicken the sauce more so i’d suggest doing that or adding more flour!!
- 1 pack of fettuccine shirataki noodles 10 cal
- 1/2 tblsp unsalted butter 51 cal
- 1/2 tblsp all purpose flour 13 cal
- 1 gram chicken bouillon powder (or to taste) 2 cal
- 3/4 whole milk or milk substitute 112 cal
- 1 cup broccoli florets (optional but recommended) 20 cal
serving size: 1 serving
cal per serving: 100 cals
1. follow directions on package and prepare the shirataki noodles
2. let ur butter melt in ur pot then add in ur flour
3. mix together
4. when browns add ur milk and mix
5. let thicken and season with ur chicken bouillon powder and salt and pepper to taste
6. add in broccoli and a bit of water
7. put ur lid on and let ur broccoli steam till cooked
8. when broccoli is done mix in ur noodles and serve
9. enjoy!
Restaurants Safe Foods Masterpost
Food from my master post, this is just so you don’t have to scroll through the whole thing if you didn’t want to on my masterpost
A&W
Applebees
Arbys
Bojangles
Burger King
Bj’s
Carrabas
Cheddars
Chick-Fil-A
Chilis
Chipotle
Chuck E Cheese
Cici’s
Cracker Barrel
Culivers
Dairy Queen/Orange Julius
Denny’s
Dominos
Dunkin Donuts
Fire House Subs
Five Guys
Fuddruckers
Golden Coral
Hard Rock
In and Out Burger
IHOP
Jasons Deli
KFC
Krispy Kreme
Little Caesers
Krystals
Logans Road House
Long Horn Steak House
McAlisters Deli
McDonalds
Movie Theaters
Olive Garden
Outback Steak House
Panda Express
Panera Bread Co.
Papa Johns
Papa Murphys
Pizza Hut
Popeyes
PF Changs
Red Robins (yuUUMMM)
Ruby Tuesday
Sonic
Steak and Shake
Subway
Taco Bell
Texas Road House
Tim Hortons
Waffle House
Wendy’s
White Castle
Zaxbys
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It’s the baby spoon for me
Not the baby spoon 💀
I am SCREAMING
WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE ??
STEAK AND SHAKE:
Grilled chicken sandwich – 400
Chicken fingers (3) – 370
Small French fry – 240
Grilled cheese sandwich – 410
Grilled cheese with bacon - 460
Garden salad – 45
Applesauce – 90
Grilled chicken salad – 270
Apple pecan grilled chicken salad - 330
Kids Mac and cheese – 170
Mini corn dogs with fries, kids – 200
Restaurants Safe Foods Masterpost
Food from my master post, this is just so you don’t have to scroll through the whole thing if you didn’t want to on my masterpost
A&W
Applebees
Arbys
Bojangles
Burger King
Bj’s
Carrabas
Cheddars
Chick-Fil-A
Chilis
Chipotle
Chuck E Cheese
Cici’s
Cracker Barrel
Culivers
Dairy Queen/Orange Julius
Denny’s
Dominos
Dunkin Donuts
Fire House Subs
Five Guys
Fuddruckers
Golden Coral
Hard Rock
In and Out Burger
IHOP
Jasons Deli
KFC
Krispy Kreme
Little Caesers
Krystals
Logans Road House
Long Horn Steak House
McAlisters Deli
McDonalds
Movie Theaters
Olive Garden
Outback Steak House
Panda Express
Panera Bread Co.
Papa Johns
Papa Murphys
Pizza Hut
Popeyes
PF Changs
Red Robins (yuUUMMM)
Ruby Tuesday
Sonic
Steak and Shake
Subway
Taco Bell
Texas Road House
Tim Hortons
Waffle House
Wendy’s
White Castle
Zaxbys
Sharing again because it’s important!
i’ve reposted this before but i think there’s more places on this one
Important!
tips to stop hunger/burn extra calories
1. Drink one glass of water every hour. It will make you feel full.
2. Drink ice cold water. Your body will burn calories just getting the water to a normal temperature to digest. Also it is great for your complexion.
3. Drink 3 cups of green tea daily. It will help boost your metabolism, plus its anti-oxidants make your skin look great.
4. Take vitamins daily. Do not take vitamins {or any capsule supplements} on an empty stomach
5. Eat ice or gum when hungry. This will make your body think it had food without the calories.
6. Do aerobics
7. Eat spicy foods. They raise your metabolism.
8. Take cold showers because your body will burn calories to heat you back up.
9. DON'T take laxatives. They don't help you to lose weight.
10. DON'T use diuretics. They only dehydrate you.
11. Brush your teeth constantly so you won't be tempted to eat afterwards.
12. Wear a rubber band around your wrist. Snap it when you want to eat.
13. Clean something gross (toilet, litter box, boyfriend's closet) when you want to eat. You will not want to eat after cleaning a litter box.
14. Keep your hair in good condition so no one will suspect anything.
15. Get a job if possible so you'll have to work through meal times.
16. Exercise twice the amount of calories eaten.
17. Use smaller plates and utensils so it seems like you ate more.
18. Chew eat bite of food thoroughly and then take a sip of water between bites. You will feel full quicker and will not eat as much.
19. Say you are going to eat at a friend's house and instead go for a walk. You will be burning calories instead of taking them in.
20. Buy clothes that you can't fit into and hang them wear you can see them. This will motivate you to lose weight to fit into them.
21. Sleep at least six hours a day. If you get less than six this can lower your metabolism by 15%.
22. If you start to feel hungry do situps. You will not feel hungry anymore.
23. Pamper yourself! Give yourself a facial, paint your nails, anything to make you feel pretty.
24. Make yourself a snack, but instead of eating it throw it away. Leave the dirty dishes where your parents can find them. They will think you ate.
25. Prepare a list of excuses as to why you can't eat - You're sick, you're a vegetarian, allergic, etc. You'd be amazed at how many good excuses there are.
26. Get out of your house! If you're not sitting around then people can't start shit with you about not eating.
27. Join a pro-ana group or start your own. Anything that will keep you motivated.
28. Make an ANA scrapbook with pics of your dream body type. Right down all the reasons you want to lose weight. Keep track of everything you eat. Look at it daily for thinspo.
29. Keep good posture, burns 10% more calories when you sit up straight.
30. Instead of food, buy something else, a new shirt, flowers, jewellery etc.
31. Make a list of all the "bad" foods that you crave and tend to binge on. Each day, pick one to take out of your diet that you absolutely, no matter what, cannot eat again. Take one off the list each day until there are no more bad foods you can have.
32. Avoid alcohol! A shot of liquor has 100-120 calories, a glass of wine has 80 calories, a lite beer has 110-120 calories, and a regular beer has 140-170 calories.
33. Never eat anything bigger than about a cup, your stomach will expand and then you'll get hungry more.
34. Eat in front of a mirror naked. See how much you can eat then!
35. The smell of coffee is supposed to supress appetite.
36. Wear perfectly applied lip gloss. It makes you more aware of what's going in your mouth. Also, flavoured ones help with cravings.
37. Have 6 small meals a day. Take 2 apples, and split them so you can make 6 meals out of them. That way your body will be tricked into thinking it's eating more.
38. Low calorie hot chocolate curbs chocolate cravings, and makes you feel full.
39. Take anti-heartburn pills if you're really hungry. They neutralize the acid that builds and makes you hungry.
40. Take a picture of yourself wearing a bathing suit or something equally revealing, look at it when you want to eat.
41. It takes 20 minutes for the brain to realize the stomach is full, when you want to eat more after food its because it tasted good, give yourself 20 minutes to digest.
42. When hunger pains kick in curl into a ball, it makes them go away.
43. Consume more protein to feel full on less, boiled eggs are incredibly filling
44. Eat lots of fibre. It makes you feel full and takes fat with it out of your body. The natural cleansing helps improve both your energy level and overall feeling of wellness.
45. Before you dig into that cake, bag of chips, candy, or whatever, take a deep breath and count to 100. Usually by the time you get to 100 you will have convinced yourself that you don't really want it.
46. When you're hungry, chug 2 glasses (or how many you need) of straight water. It'll make you so full and nauseous you will have completely lost your appetite.
47. Celery actually burns calories. Every hour eat a stalk of it. Not only will it fill you up, but it will also get your metabolism kicking.
48. Weigh yourself before and after every time you eat. Not only will it eliminate unnecessary eating, but it will make you want to eat less when you see the numbers creep up.
49. Read the nutritional information. Remember, fat-free does not mean calorie-free. Also keep an eye on fibre content. Get as much fibre into your diet as you can, while cutting fat and calories.
50. Don't eat a lot at once. Spread your food throughout the day. This will help to avoid binging and keep your metabolism going.
51. If you like to drink alcohol, you'll like this. Make a rule: You can only drink every time you lose 2lbs. So, if you lose 4lbs a week, you can drink Friday and Saturday night. However, if you only lose 2lbs a week, you only get to drink one night.
52. Do not eat in front of the computer or TV. This distracts you from recognizing you're full. 53. Save the money you would have spent on that meal in a jar. Save it in a bottle instead and watch it grow.
54. Stay away from Slim-fast and other so-called "healthy" candy bars and shakes... one look at the nutrition facts will tell you why. With all the carbs and excess calories you may as well go eat a pie or something. Not to mention the ridiculous prices... save yourself the money, and the calories.
55. Instead of buying food, buy yourself flowers. Food is depressing, but flowers make you happy.
56. When having cravings drink a couple glasses of water with slices of lemons and count to 100 and it should go away.
57. Eating 100 cals 4 times a day is better than eating a 400 cal meal.
58. An occasional binge doesn't hurt, in fact it's quite beneficial if you have reached a plateau (stopped losing weight). Your body will think you have stopped starving yourself, and you will drop at least a pound overnight! Just don't binge too regularly!
59. Someone told me that if you take a pure cold bath for 15-30 min and lower your body temp, your body burns around 200 cals for every degree it has to raise itself to reach a normal body temperature. This person tried it, a 30 min bath lowered their temp about 3-4 degrees
Trying this diet because I’m desperate lol
Day 1: ✅
Commentary: i went over by 60 cals but that’s whatever cause I went on a jog, helped my uncle paint his house, and later I’m gonna go skateboarding.
Me, looking through thinspo while shaking from hunger: hUnGeR hUrTs BuT sTaRvInG wOrKs. This is SO MUCH FUN. I 👏 love 👏 being 👏 hungry 👏👏👏 skip dinner wake up thinner m I right???? 💞💦 Can’t believe all the F U N I’m having with this super great disorder 👏👏👏👏👏👏
i’m gonna be a skinny queen in summer 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛ouch 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Guilty pleasures
- getting bruised easily - feeling my bones popping out - looking pale - getting cold easily - feeling lightheaded when standing up too fast - when people are concerned by how much weight I lost - my stomach rumbling - missing my period
(Add on)
Anti binge
Remember how you look naked Remember how your thighs touch Remember how you look at others Remember how your stomach looks Remember how unhappy you are Remember how we are always here Remember how your friends look Remember how you envy them Remember how ashamed you are Remember how long it took Remember how you felt last time Remember how it’s not worth it Remember how you tell your lies Remember how you want to change Remember how your body looks Remember how people see fat Imagine YOU when its done
Remember how far you have come!
Anti binge
Remember how you look naked Remember how your thighs touch Remember how you look at others Remember how your stomach looks Remember how unhappy you are Remember how we are always here Remember how your friends look Remember how you envy them Remember how ashamed you are Remember how long it took Remember how you felt last time Remember how it’s not worth it Remember how you tell your lies Remember how you want to change Remember how your body looks Remember how people see fat Imagine YOU when its done
Remember how far you have come!
fasting tips xoxo
Spin around in circles, it will make you too dizzy and nauseous to eat. Always have water with you. Drink ice cold water when possible. If you feel hungry, drink some hot green tea, the heat can suppress your appetite. Caffeine suppresses your appetite as well. Chew sugar free gum. Take a nap. Read. Clean something. Take a shower or bath. Whiten your teeth. Go for a run. Do some crunches. Stretch. Do yoga. Try enjoying hunger pangs. Weigh yourself. Look at your self naked and pinch your fat. Take a nice long walk, with or without your dog. Try 0 calorie Mio water enhancers. Look at thinspo if you feel hungry. Go on Pro Ana blogs. Make a Fasting Journal and write about how you feel during the fast, why you want to fast, and the benefits of fasting. Make a list of “bad” foods. Periodically, cross one of the list and pledge to never, ever eat it again. Eventually there will be none left. Munch on some ice, it will trick your brain. Make your own list of tips you think will help you. Always have a To-Do list so you are never bored. Try to stick to plain, distilled water. Zero calorie soda can make you gain weight in the long run, but if you feel it is necessary, go ahead and drink DIET drinks only. Watch people eat and notice how disgusting it looks. Dance like crazy to an upbeat song. Make an After-Fast food plan to slowly introduce different foods back into your diet so you don’t gain all the weight back. Make a weight loss blog, you wouldn’t want to disappoint your followers by failing your fast, right? If you’re new to fasting, try a juice fast first. NEVER break a fast with a heavy meal. The first 3 days are the hardest, so just think about how good you’ll feel once you conquer those 3 days.. Eat light the night before you begin the fast. Try drinking a large glass of water at least once every hour.