Im Diorite from Minecraft

[dioritefromminecraft]

oh god

i just remembered i should like, post stuff

consistently and not just in short bursts

ew this sucks

[dioritefromminecraft]

DELTARUNE TOMORROW BABEYYY

[dioritefromminecraft]

Hey fellas what would be the most evil thing I could do that could get people to join my cult?

[dioritefromminecraft]

If you have beef with anything, even if it’s minor, don’t do it. I mean this genuinely. Everything is hell and the world is ending, I get it, but suicide will never be the answer.

So be petty. Be childish. Be messy and messed up and rough. Have enemies. Mortal enemies.

Those people you consider scum of the earth? Destroy them. Absolutely decimate them. Plan your revenge in your room at 1 am on your macbook air that you only bought because you wanted to make music on something that didn’t only have 8 gbs of ram and had to be plugged in all the time and if you turned it off or closed it wouldn’t turn back on unless you unplugged it and plugged it back in and now you’re regretting not just getting an actual pc. But stay alive.

Never kill yourself.

-Diorite

[dioritefromminecraft]

Hey chat if I got an army of ants, would I be menacing and cool, or nah?

Asking for no reason whatsoever, btw!

[dioritefromminecraft]

Welcome to the brotherhood (gender neutral) of diorite supremacy my dear @ill-steal-your-tea !

Quick question: why did and/or how did you reblog me 4 times.

Yours concerned - Diorite

[dioritefromminecraft]

I had my bus drive right by me so I had to wait for the next one and now I wanna throw society in a lava pool cuz what the fuck.

The post is over.

[thunder-cube]

who else is excited for Deltarune Episode 5

[dioritefromminecraft]

So what you will, this fucks

[dioritefromminecraft]

Okay a few things:

1. Hi I’m back

2. Can any of you various cult leaders tell me how to set up a revenge cult, cult of the lamb style?

3. No seriously I’ll serve whoever I gotta serve, I just need people to command tbh.

4. Happy 8:08 pm, music people!

[dioritefromminecraft]

I am built on hatred because of the people.

Insert cooler second part here.

Eepy.

[desolate-clouds]

[dioritefromminecraft]

Seems to be quite a lack of diorite…

We shall fix that in due time…

[dioritefromminecraft]

Wait why is everything curved hang on

[desolate-clouds]

[dioritefromminecraft]

Seems to be quite a lack of diorite…

We shall fix that in due time…

[vio-marks]

you may be quick,

but i'm w.d. faster!

[dioritefromminecraft]

nice to meet you w.d. faster, im diorite from minecraft!

[fruiitlins]

hanging outttttttt

[dioritefromminecraft]

If only they knew my plans...

[dioritefromminecraft]

The strong will be made weak, and the weak will bow to us, and we will the underdogs no longer.

Be afraid tumblr.

Be very afraid.