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she attention deficit on my hyperactive disorder til I wait what was I talking about
I have like 2% of a deltarune fic I want to write in the back of my head
but I also have court mandated star wars fan fiction I need to write to get my degree so I should probably be focusing on that.
this clip absolutely popped off on twitter, so ill put it here too
was watching mollystars's most recent deltarune stream and she pointed something out about friend that i havent seen a single other person in the deltarune theory sphere mention yet
i edited down this clip to only include the most important parts, but the full unedited clip can be viewed here (timestamped)
this implication is fucking TERRIFYING. if friend can physically edit the map and mess with meta elements/the device layer itself, then our potential future encounter with them is going to be SCARY AS FUCK. everyone start getting afraid
(btw if you cant see the friend face in the darkness click the readmore for a zoomed in image)
which mutual am i? ask game
I have to know
you are lilac
@subtletwilighteternity basil
@killer-offical tangerine
@whimsical-stars-strung seafoam
you're mindaro and lilac!!
uhhh i like these as i do them alot lmao
@kiwi-thefruit @zeta-finnish @killer-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical
kiwi: basil
zeta: lilac
killer: viridian
pipes: tangerine
@spiderlily90
@niktokof
@what-the-actualhell
@lucifer666kingofducks
@thetyrannytranny
@justademonicspawn
@sir-simpsalot
You're the Lilac one
@knickknat
@foreverafangirl14
@eflower8
Also lilac for you, oddly enough
@ihateeveyoneandeverything @bumblebee-chimera @tymezneurowman @vexter-the-comedian @mutifandombitch @unofficialaziraphale + any moot who wants
Tangerine (sorry this took like forever lmao)
@dafaithfulone @eflower8 @crowtheorie why am I having such a hard time thinking of mutuals- @catnormala and open tags
lilac
@normystical @axel-jesterally @dropoutbeatle @nekoqueenalice @zais--doll--mine--expo @nerd-party @the-mcc @cortezzypooreblogs @crumboat @ev1lgoob idk sorry if u dont wanna be tagged im gonna kill everybody or i dont knowwwwww
orchid mindaro viridian maybe also lilac/merlot idk
open tag because idont KNOUWW
tangerine.
@deuxdat-deuxwat @relaxxilly @nonbinarydiseaseexpert + open
Orchid and lilac🥺🥺🥺
Open tags cuz we lazy
Lilac and yellow!!!
@st4rry-th3-mult1f4nd0m-l0s3r @thehazardousfungus @tabris-the-seventeenth-angel @spookthelilguy + open tags ^◡^
mindaro and lilac!! but also like maybe breeze maybe idk youre cool 😋(maybe)(ifyouwant)
@suburbanaro @swabluofthesky @vividhollow @zeteroxx @bugbotv1 @gummymew @battery-enthusiast aannnddd any other mutuals that wanna do this too (also apologies if anyone i tagged didnt wanna be tagged)
viridian
@pinnedd-board @sleepystrutter28 @cats-eat-humans @micjelly @viperdahcat + all my silly moots
lilac
@soph-2010 @pinnedd-board @moopbox @imponder1ng @patchynmatchin @vividhollow @skibber-fish @biggesttwokinn22 @marshmallow-gem @sunns-onthestreet @cats-eat-humans
Mindaro and breeze
@orchuris @lunaballoona09 @sammy-is-stupid @twodayold-tea @cannibalnumber14
Veridian and seafoam.
@hauntedcreatorobject @creator-s
Lilac
@thunder-cube
Lilac, and go to sleep. It's 4am.
Considering how the S.Poison and the Frayed bowtie from Spamton's shop ended up seeing use in chapter 5 (getting turned into the S.Potion and being used for the True Tie), do you think its likely the Broken Sword will see some use. If i have to quess probably as a fusion item like the Frayed Bowtie, possibly with the Aqua Knife specificly since its currently the weakest fo the flower items.
I was already confident the Broken Sword would get something and now that the Frayed Bowtie - which was already good - got an upgrade, and the S. Poison of all things became good, it feels like a lock to me.
I don't think Aquaknife will be part of that... But maybe, who knows.
It feels unlikely to me since the Flower Items are secret boss rewards and usually those aren't used in fusions
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every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities
every chapter of deltarune has a secret npc who only appears if you leave and re-enter the room 1225 times while you have a bagel in your seventh inventory slot and the npc is a sentient doorknob and when you talk to them the music cuts out and they’re like “who’s that whispering in the trees, it’s two sailors and they’re on leave, pipes and chains and swinging hands, who’s your daddy, yes i am” and then within four hours there’s a thirty minute long video on youtube titled “ASGORE IS FRIEND??? DADDY THEORY EXPLAINED” and it already has 100,000 views and then a year later people call the next chapter disappointing because it was focusing too much on developing the main characters instead of explaining the doorknob guy
If you open a steam announcement post as a discussion thread, you can see who posted it via the block menu
By blocking the user, then going to your own list of blocked users, you can get to the steam profile that the post came from. This is nothing new, people have known about Toby's fwugradiation steam account for ages.
However, only two of Deltarune's announcement posts are from that account. Those are the one in the screenshot, and the subsequent one posted the day of Chapter 5's release.
All the rest are from an account simply named "g."
This could be a reference to W.D. Gaster.
Navigating to the "g." account in the manner previously described, its url is https://steamcommunity.com/id/chelseascool46
Presumably, the account is owned by Deltarune team member Chelsea "PixelatedCrown" Saunders, since she's the only dev named Chelsea.
Interestingly, opening the Name History for the "g." account reveals it was only given that name very recently. June 16th of this year (it would display a year if it were a different year, it showing just month and day means it was this year).
So, is there a way to know what it was before? The aliases menu would lead us to believe that it was always the same.
If it had ever been something different, it would have had to have been archived on the wayback machine, which is extraordinarily unlikely oh hey look it is.
The url is archived exactly once, taken October of 2025. And, when viewing the archive page, the name of the profile is in fact different.
It still says "g.", but there's a date displayed as well. 5-26-23, which was May 26th, 2023.
What happened on May 26th, 2023?
I don't know.
okay as hesitant as i am to point to toby fox intentionally hiding arg shit like this i will say the fact that the account specifically has a date in its older username is.. suspicious to say the least..
Nothing of note that would be related to Undertale or Deltarune seemed to have happened on that day, but it's certainly strange
unfortunately very true. Doing Better does not always mean never being upset or never being triggered or never having trouble. often Doing Better means experiencing those things and being able to keep going/cope healthily/move on. if you’re in a bubble with no sensation, if you’re numbing yourself out, that’s not what recovering really is. it won’t help you have a happier life it’ll just make your world smaller and smaller until you can’t fit anywhere anymore. gotta learn to make peace with the hard stuff too, that’s the only way to keep going
So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).
“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.
But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.
Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.
Reblog to save a life
if you scroll past this just because it doesn’t affect you personally, i see you.
Also, you can always go to court and contest a ticket, and a lot of times you’ll win. Or if the cop thinks you’ll win they won’t even show up and you’ll win by default.
They like to target out of state plates because anyone who would be majorly inconvenienced by a court date two months away is a lot more likely to just pay it.
Also READ YOUR TICKET
I had a cop try to claim I’d turned left on red on an unprotected light while texting and that was why I got T-boned.
I had my dad drive me through the intersection where I got hit and took photos of the (very much protected) light, then got them printed.
When the judge asked me to plead I said not guilty and that I’d like to present evidence, if I could come up to the bench. He agreed.
I walked up, set down my photos, put my flip phone on top of them, and said “Your Honor, I’ll plead guilty as soon as the officer can explain how I was texting on this.”
(Note for younger folks, this was 2010. Some flip phones and phone plans supported texting. Mine was not one of them.)
The whole ticket was a lie. I was in fact considered at fault for the wreck–if you’re turning left in Arizona you’re automatically at fault–but the ticket was dismissed because it was a protected light and I had a phone that physically could not text.
Cops lie on tickets. All the time.
Read the whole thing. Don’t dispute it with the cop. Dispute it in court.
Once they really did catch me speeding and they gave me a court date on Memorial Day, when city hall was closed. So I came in the next day and filled out a piece of paper and they dismissed the ticket because it had been impossible to show up for the court date.
Another time they gave me a parking ticket because I forgot to move my car to the other side of the street on the evening of Yom Kippur, so I came in on the court date and filled out a piece of paper explaining what Yom Kippur was and why it distracted me from moving the car, and they dismissed the ticket.
If you are Canadian and an officer asks you “why did I pull you over today” say this: “please explain why you are pulling me over?” calmly and straight. Like prev said, police do the same thing in Canada. This is also considered entrapment by Canadian law, nevertheless do not answer that question. They are required by the law to explain your charges so you understand fully. If you are under 18, you leally can not speak to an officer without a guardian present.
If it seems suspicious and you are maybe uncomtortable with the situation. You can call the local dispatch and ask them to verfy or even send another car to ensure your satety. That officer has to wait for you to talk to dispatch/for the other car. Do not roll down your windows.
The car has to be in the open and visible, no barriers, not on private property ( if they are on private property such as a driveway they cannot be on private property without permission from the landowner. They never ask permission). Watch if they touch your vehicle, they are not allowed to actually touch your property without consent or a warrant, however police are taugnt to toucn your vehicle (usually the back end as they walkup on tratfic stops in case they go missing). Still, legally they cannot touch your car which Is your possession. without permission/warrant prior to asking.
Fighting your ticket(s): a large majority of the time officers do not appear in court, if the officer is not present the case is thrown out. Take the lawyer, tell them anything that could be reason to throw the case out: such as using “entrapping language”, ask if the officer is present, refusing my right to have a parent/guardian present before speaking to an officer, if you ask to only speak with a lawyer right away (and do not speak afterwards), if they refuse to tell you their name and badge number, if you were not fully explained through the ticket process/charging process ( had a case thrown out because the officer did not explain how the ticket works, he said “you know this works” and walked away), If they enter your vehicle at any point (sticking their hand or head, even if they are smelling inside your vehicle while the window is down) that is entering private property, if they do not ask you if you understand and if at any time you were not explained and/or at any point you did not understand, or verbally did not say vou understand. Police can be sloppy take advantage.
recently going around is a video of an officer who told a woman he is writing a ticket because she was holding a phone in her right hand while driving
except. she didnt have a right hand.
he still wrote the ticket and never apologized for being wrong. since. SHE DIDNT HAVE A RIGHT HAND
as you can imagine, the ticket was dropped.
at grok is this real
"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
posted this on Twitter. I love you sailor gaster
[setting: large discord server]
you: abort that thang
someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this
you: wtf how
[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]
Moral of The Story: What?
man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great
"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."
this sentence is
good
bad
ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!
YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!
a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.
and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.
yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready
check in time:
I see the vision
it's still really bad
GOD DAMN IT!