okoskodás és összeomlás

hell of a line you know it's celofán

[ouppygirlpaws]

🦠 #my crobe

[devilishdescent]

nngh... why do my pronouns hurt?

because youve never used them before.

[scleroticstatue]

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

[goingtothebes]

matching shirts for you and the bestie

[sandmandaddy69]

[liltoaster]

[dioskailacs]

az egyetlen dolog ami erről a csodálatos reklámról eszembe jutott:

[mioxenoblade]

🍜🍥🍜

[ghost-mantis]

[landsccape]

[troger]

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[kosmogrl]

[bob-belcher]

Happy International Women’s Day!

[beardedmrbean]

[nyasm]

[dailycatsblog]

[real-horse-facts]

everything is a horse if you are wrong about what things are

[real-horse-facts]

everything is a horse if you are wrong about what things are