[dipshitknight]

we constantly wonder why in “the beginning of the end” henry says the last time he went to school was when he broke his arm but in another episode they reference a school day AFTER the broken arm episode

[memeuplift]

[noahnomore]

[clauonacloud-deactivated2022071]

[latinajedi]

[gay-jesus-probably]

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

[riluri]

well damn

[ospreyonthemoon]

[letslipthehounds]

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

[bob-belcher]

Happy International Women’s Day!

[aregebidan]

[ID: Screencaps of Miranda Otto as Éowyn saying “I am no man,” then screaming and brandishing her sword. End ID.]

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Shrimp Tempura Madness

[expressions-of-nature]

“when the light is gone…” by Sandra Bartocha

[seinfeldr]

[deadali]

[maccaulfield]

[whiskybravo]

obligatory @jascurka mention

[outofcontextarthur]

[sportsmusicsoapsmoviesfan]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

[transparasite-deactivated201806]

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

[shellysbees-blog]

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

[moonlit-hedge]

Here’s the gif for anyone curious.

[siren-kitten-his-deactivated202]

I had to go through the notes to find the gif. Not because I didn’t believe him but because I wanted to see it.

[illisidifan]

Fantastic

[mndvx]

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

[ithinkhobiknows]

[schrodingersdrone]

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

Never talk to me or my 42 trees again

[jumpingjacktrash]

it amuses me to see people being surprised/impressed/amused by this setup, because it’s extremely common on the plains. if you don’t plant a windbreak, your heating and cooling bills are huge, and storms do things like throw the lawnmower through the living room window, take the roof off, or cake the entire north side of the house with six inches of solid ice.

evergreens remain bendy even in the coldest weather, so – wait, no, not the coldest. i remember when i was a kid it got down to like -45 and the norway pines around my house were cracking like gunshots as the sap froze.

maples, incidentally, make that noise around -20f, and i hear it at least once every winter here in southern minnesota. but i only ever heard norway pines make it that one time.

so anyway that’s why we plant pine trees around our houses. because otherwise the wind would freaking kill us.

[cameoappearance]

This is informative and perfectly sensible under the circumstances but I also cannot resist the temptation to compare it to planting stuff all around the boundary of your lot in The Sims

[cherrycreamfairy]

overworld layout in pokemon

[dipshitknight]

so sick of everything in dan schneider’s shows having his name on it. schneider’s bakery, st. schneider’s, schneider’s pickles, schneider’s chips

[dipshitknight]

we’ve discovered many more since then but we always make sure to write them down

[triskeleaficionado]

[instructor144]

ffs ....

[krisatherandom]

Additions from my husband: Bakers wear loafers and Zookeepers wear Crocs

[haveuseenmyhalo]

Excellent additions.

[asirbyanyothername]

Angels wear wingtips.

[triskeleaficionado]

A lumberjack wears Timberlands.

[researcherinblue]

Ice skaters wear slippers

[dorkery]

[chaoticwixtheybe]

Addition from my mom: delivery drivers wear vans

[selfdestructivecat]

VERY good addition!

[perfectly-princely-emo-nightmare]

Achilles wears heels.

[datafags]

how is this post from this decade and not like 2012

[trebornosnibor]

@elodieunderglass : jockeys wear saddle shoes

[elodieunderglass]

And horses wear -

[xteacupx]

Can plumbers wear clogs and/or tap-shoes...

[nice-butte]

Shut up this is official from the cars guide

[jasperdunlopirl]

henry is the most bisexual person I've ever seen