Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

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Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.
“how’s the writing going?” i’m glad you asked! my room has never been cleaner and i’ve decided to take up baking
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use
Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote
like to charge, reblog to cast.
Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.
Fuck yeah droving
I wonder what they're saying to each other?
Most of it is probably "hey calf! I'm here! We're going somewhere new so don't get lost!" and "Hey mum! Mum! This is confusing and I lost sight of you for three seconds! Tell me where you are!"
There's also "argh flies why" just for texture
It started out way too normal
As a writer I need everyone to know that whenever I write "exchanged glances" my intent is this
thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her
my toxic trait is that i don’t care how old a post i interact with is on any site ever
i used to spend all my time on deviantart. which (at least at the time) was set up so that you could see an art piece from 2006 and an art piece from yesterday side by side in the search results. then when DA shit itself i moved to the site that’s still cycling “do you love the color of the sky” around. i don’t care that the timestamp is literally right there on sites like instagram and twitter and i think it’s weird to care if someone likes a tweet you made two months ago. the internet is my art gallery and i can and will slap heart stickers on your decade old mona lisas, i don’t know fast paced web culture etiquette and i’m not willing to learn
gold star to @wolfpurplemoon i like your style
microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it
tags written by microwave mimic. "oh just reach in the moment the food is 1 second from ready. yeah your whole arm."
The difference between a German Shepherd and a Boxer (via)
@help-help-i-need-an-adult we've got raspberries fresh off the press!
My fave brand of Chocolate Guy's acts of Clowning on God is making fruit out of fruit. Not even chocolate, just straight up taking a fruit and using alchemy to make it into Fruit 2.0 as if to prove he's not playing god anymore, he's straight up commiting acts of primordial creation. Love that for him.
if this account would be a bird, what kind of bird would it be? well my friend I have been into birds lately so i shall give you your answer.
this bird is the kea. they're native to new zealand. a bunch of them is called a circus or a curiosity.
they are endangered, and they know it. they have been known to take apart tourist backpacks, pick apart cars, steal clothes, and whatever else they want to because they're endangered and you can't fight bsck
they're the only alpine parrot, they've been known to ATTACK AND EAT SHEEP?? just . pecking at them and eating what they can peel off. this is one of the reasons they're endangered because the sheep farmers were not happy about it. also they're just really smart overall so yeah.
if you already knew this pretend you didn't
why are you assigning me menace at bird
vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit
we aint putting that on the chart, chief
yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor
OKAY FINE JESUS
tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong
The other name for Vaseline is evil tho. Petroleum jelly 💀
yeah omg some people were calling me out for using a "brand" but i am NOT calling it that. SORRY.
listen here, smart ass...