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any and all obsessions (mostly aftg and hr) instagram @bookworms.lair_

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hayden after accidentally guessing shane and ilya’s relationship:

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neil josten pov:

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ilya rozanov in a nutshell:

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ilya standing behind shane at his parents’ cottage:

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shane after coming out to the voyageurs:

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ilya: in my defense, i used to be so much worse

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the first comment ilya sees on his announcement post about signing with the centaurs is “the definition of do it for the plot”

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"please be kind to jeremy!!!" lol nah

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nora please no i’m terrified

[burrito-fight]

give me canadian exy players.

give me kids who were part of the timbits hockey program as kids, but left because they liked fighting the other kids a little too much. kids who grew up playing street hockey bcz they couldn't afford hockey skates + lessons, and then one day switched their hockey stick for an exy racquet and never looked back. kids who tore up their classmates during the exy unit in elementary p.e. bcz they played in nearby leagues. kids who made exy balls out of snow and played in their bulky jackets because their moms said they couldn't take them off. kids who left early on fridays to play a game right after school, and then came home to watch a pro exy game. kids who showed up at the outdoor ball hockey rinks to play a scrimmage bcz there's too many of those and not enough exy rinks. kids who borrowed armour and gear from their older siblings + neighbours + friends, even if it was old hockey gear they repurposed, because their own exy gear was damaged. kids who tried out for lacrosse, but didn't make the cut, so they switched to another similar sport and found their true calling. kids who somehow, against all odds, made it to the ncaa, and have their entire hometown cheering for their school, just because of that one person. kids who won't hesitate to chirp their mark or fight an opponent, and then will be the politest person to exist off the court. kids who become so well known and loved that their home town adds a sign that says 'welcome to the home of [person]'. kids who become adults that have never stopped loving exy, that are there to inspire a new generation, that make stupid tim hortons ads, that lean into the canadian stereotypes bcz it's funny to see people's reactions, that take impossible shots and make impossible saves that'll be remembered for all time.

give me canadian exy players.

[knightsf]

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vader: who tore the warning sign off of this wampa cage?? storm trooper: security footage shows it was removed by a golden protocol droid vader: LOL

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Vader in RotJ: wait the Alderaan princess is my daughter?? don’t know how to feel about that.

Luke: she strangled Jabba the Hutt to death with a chain.

Vader: OH HELL YEAH

[steampunk-sorcerer]

why would you hide this in the tags that’s hilarious

[mysterythief]

Love that Anakin is supposed to be the balancing power, but his whole legacy is the epitome of creating problems on purpose.

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reading tsc in jean’s perspective:

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Alex: we have fun, don’t we?

Henry: i’ve never been more stressed out in my life

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neil treating the fbi like a toxic ex, going “oh god what now” whenever they call him

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i desperately need more fics of neil dealing with the fbi but not the heartbreaking ones of him testifying i need him to treat them like that annoying relative that always manages to show up in the most inconvenient moment, so he insults them and then disappears after alluding to yet another crime they still didn’t know about

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leigh’s instagram story about the louvre jewel heist yesterday makes me think that the crows 100% would do it just to win a bet that they only get away with their heists because they’re done at night.

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i must have the andrew pov there has to be someone out there with the guts and/or connections to get things done

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so yk how neil inhales cigarette smoke because it reminds him of his mother’s burning body? yeah that’s what kevin does with exy. hope this helps

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Andrew after the Riko roast: