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DIRE ━ ❝ (of a warning or threat) presaging disaster. ❞

[diresang-a]

moving my blog onto it's own main blog over at @diresang !

[diresang-a]

            ❝ . . . i need another drink after seeing that outfit. ❞

[captain-mantas]

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD LIKE SOME ANONS IN YOUR INBOX

[diresang-a]

            ❝ . . . never again. ❞

[pciison]

               🕸️ ───── "DAS WHAT I'M SAYIN'!! I mean fuck, all I wanted ta do was turn my mouth purple an' see if I could make anythin' else purple--" Don't mind him just kind've glancing at Husk and then smirking. "Neva'mind~"

[diresang-a]

you can't kick a man when he's down, angel. he was already shocked about the poprocks, he was too vulnerable to completely suppress his reaction at the implications. if his fur wasn't already ruffled━

            ❝ . . . don't you look at me like that while you're saying that shit. keep eating your strange ass oreos━ ❞ cue the frustrated, yet casual bar wiping.

[notmorbid]

the night always comes.

dialogue prompts from the night always comes: a novel by willy vlautin.

i get to sleep for fifteen more minutes.

your breath could kill somebody.

i won't be mad. i really won't.

hold my hand for a little while?

i only need a minute. just give me a minute.

why can't i have something nice for a change, just for me? just once?

i'm sorry i yelled. i didn't mean to.

you have to tell me what's really going on.

i'm having trouble breathing. i'm really scared.

you're gonna go nuts now and throw things. i can feel it.

people don't change. that's one thing i've learned in this life.

i didn't know because you didn't tell me.

you came home a different person.

all men are assholes: that's another thing i've learned in this life.

i was in shock. maybe i've never come out of it.

you're just trying to hurt me, and it's working.

don't you think i hate myself enough?

i needed help, and you helped me.

stop bringing up the past. you can't change it, and i can't change it, but we can have a good future.

i'll go with you. i'll do all the talking.

you were a piece of shit ____ at best, and you know it.

once you start looking, you'll see.

i'm sorry i can't give you more, but i can't. you know why.

i know i should have called, but at least i brought you ice cream.

what happened to you? you look like shit.

i need help doing something illegal, and i didn't know who else to ask.

do you mind if i smoke?

i didn't do anything. i was too scared.

the thing you don't know about me is i don't care if you kill me. i wouldn't mind if you did.

i thought you were long gone.

i'm not looking at you in any way.

you were the most important person in my life.

can i see you sometime, outside of here?

what did i do? i just don't understand what i did.

i'm so glad you're becoming part of the family.

why can't you tell me when you're getting upset? why can't we just talk about it?

you say the meanest things i've ever heard anyone say.

i don't even remember what i say when i'm like that. i just know i'm sorry afterward.

i'm not gonna leave. i won't ever leave you.

i try so hard to be what you want. i try so hard to be good. but i get lost.

i think you need some help.

you're a good person, a lot of the time.

i want you to know that i really did love you.

i just want you to know i'm sorry you met me. i really am sorry for that.

most people act like they have more than they really do.

jesus. what did you get yourself into?

maybe we can look online and see what to do.

i'm not making excuses, i'm just saying i'm sorry. i know i was difficult to be around.

maybe you think my best isn't that good. maybe it isn't. but i've always tried as hard as i could.

for a while, that was the nicest time of my life. i never thanked you for that.

i've been so ashamed of myself for so long that it's hard to talk about.

i don't do well alone. i know that. i always fall apart when i'm alone.

finally, after all these years, we get some luck.

this house does have a lot of bad memories. maybe too many to get over.

i want to be nice because i want to be better. i want to be the kind of person who is nice.

at least say it. at least let me hear it, so i know it's real.

i've known you too long, and you're a shitty liar.

i was the only real friend you had. you told me that.

do you need help getting dressed?

listen to me all the way through before you interrupt and get upset. can you do that?

they always say the only way to find a good man is to be raised by a good man.

i'm sorry. i don't mean to cry in front of you.

you never give up, and you've got a good heart. a damaged heart, but a good heart.

most people don't care about doing good. most people just push you out of the way and grab what they want.

i'm getting mean. not angry, just mean and bitter.

i'll make sure the darkness doesn't get me. i'll try my hardest to make sure it doesn't.

i'll think about you every minute, and i'll love you every second.

when you see me, i'll be good. i'll be doing good.

[diistortion]

               ✦ ───── "Frankly, Angel dear, the only reason I need you on your knees is so that you will learn your place. I don't see the point in the constant flirtations, when you know you will get nowhere by being so forward~" He eyed the spider curiously. "You've never had to approach someone that wasn't already a walking, raging erection, have you? Must be humbling~"

[diresang-a]

            ❝ humbling ? ❞ angel let out a laugh━ very much too loud, an attempt at keep his facade from falling. he just had to ignore that sting of truth, and widen his smile. he leaned into alastor's space (not too close━ the guy was still creepy).

            ❝ maybe i just find the challenge enticing. i'm surrounded by, as you said, 'raging erections' just by existing━ how can i get this tune to the right frequency ? ❞

[pciison]

               🕸️ ───── "Why th'fuck my Oreos got poprocks in 'em? My mouth feels funny and I'm fuckin' sober."

[diresang-a]

            ❝ you've got to be going crazy, then. i mean, what kind of oreos have poprocks in them, get real━ ❞ don't mind him, grubby paws into the oreo pack and right to his mouth.

. . .

            ❝ what the FUCK is this ? ❞

uh oh. he's poofy.

[diistortion]

cont. from here

"I'm a desperate attention-seeker that wasn't hugged enough as a child and then was shot in the head. How about you, old friend~?"

@diresang

[diresang-a]

don't mind the mildly shocked stare. he glanced alastor up and down, heavily debating whether he should believe it. didn't sound too far off, though, so he shrugged.

            ❝ you've got an odd way of seeking that attention out. could've always just asked for a hug. ❞

[diresang-a]

            ⋆｡ ﾟ☁︎｡ ⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡ 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒆𝒅 ✦․⁺  ↳ @diistortion

            ❝ well, well, dirty deer━ should've known you'd be the type into begging. should i be getting on my knees ? ❞ it's just too easy sometimes.

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T USED TO KINDNESS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

what are you doing?

i can handle that myself, you know.

you didn't have to go out of your way to take care of me.

i'm not used to this. this caring thing.

thank you. don't ever do that again.

i thought you hated me, to be honest.

i didn't ask you to love me!

no one's ever actually just... sat down and listened to me.

i didn't think people like you existed.

is this normal for you? going out of your way like this?

i told you i had it handled. you didn't have to bother.

i... should probably thank you for that.

i don't know what to say. this has never happened before.

wait, that's mine. you fixed it?

you did all of this... for me?

that was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.

i'm kinda at a loss for words.

i wasn't expecting this from you.

you did all this for me?

i had it under control.

when did this happen?

how long were you planning this?

i'm not sure what to say. i'm not used to this.

i owe you one.

that was... very kind of you. thank you.

i'm just not used to people going out of their way to help me.

usually people just look the other way, but you actually care.

this is weird. is this what caring about someone feels like?

i could have handled it.

this must have taken you forever to arrange. and you did it all for me?

it would be easier in the long run if we went our separate ways.

i hate being in other peoples' debts.

i didn't want this to happen.

people around me don't last very long.

i feel like i'm screaming and screaming and no one hears me.

i'm in your debt.

how did you find that? i lost that ages ago.

you actually... listened to me?

no one's ever paid attention.

no one's ever put that much time in effort into something for me.

when did i say that?

i didn't ask you to care about me!

i'm easily missed. people don't pay attention to me.

i'm invisible most of the time.

it's easier for people to look the other way.

do you do this often? help people?

i'm surprised you're still here.

if you're expecting something in return, forget about it.

you came back?

why do you care about me so much?

i'm a lost cause. you should just forget about me.

what's the use? there's no point.

i don't even celebrate my birthday. no one cares.

you can't just make someone care about you.

i thought you left.

what is it about me that has you so worked up?

you're making a big deal out of nothing.

thanks for patching me up.

you... brought this here for me?

but i didn't ask for this! i didn't ask for any of this!

stop smiling at me like that.

[nightprompts]

&. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

( dialogue prompts taken from the second season of hulu's the bear, created by christopher storer. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )

❛ you ever think about purpose? ❜

❛ i love you, but i do not have time for this, alright? ❜

❛ i have time for this. ❜

❛ you know what the fuck you're doing. you love this shit. it's fun for you. i don't have that. ❜

❛ i'm afraid one day, i'm gonna wake up and you guys are all just gonna just drop this ass. ❜

❛ if this shit is not fun for you, what the fuck is fun for you? ❜

❛ i'm not making the same mistakes i made last time. ❜

❛ what kind of insurance coverage do we have for people falling through the fucking wall? ❜

❛ sometimes, i look like february. ❜

❛ you want a sprite? you look kinda green. ❜

❛ can i ask you something and you can tell me to fuck off if you want? ❜

❛ chef, that's way too much acid. ❜

❛ you, uh, making a sundae? ❜

❛ that actually sounds delicious. ❜

❛ because you're the bear and i remember you. ❜

❛ i love taking care of you. and i always will. you know that? ❜

❛ i'm glad i came 'cause i get to eat this. ❜

❛ i gotta come up with three really great desserts. you got any ideas? ❜

❛ you ever made ice cream before, chef? want to? ❜

❛ it kind of tastes like a, um... minty snickers bar. ❜

❛ so how long you been a cook? ❜

❛ how’d you get good at this? ❜

❛ you can spend all the time in the world in here, but if you don't spend enough time out there... you know? ❜

❛ speaking of dead brothers, do you wanna go to a party? ❜

❛ it looks so pretty on you. you should keep it. ❜

❛ what's going on with you? i know there's something. just tell me. ❜

❛ what are you talking about, i don't give a fuck? why would you say that to me? i give like a huge fuck. ❜

❛ you're not by yourself, alright? i'm right here with you. ❜

❛ did you just throw a fork at me? ❜

❛ i think time spent doing this is time well spent. ❜

❛ never too late to start over. ❜

❛ i just want you to know... that this is really nice. ❜

❛ i'm thinking you're very, very beautiful. ❜

❛ we just don't say hello anymore? ❜

❛ you're wearing a suit? ❜

❛ uh, yeah, i wear suits now. ❜

❛ i'm sorry if i took anything out on you and if I treated you like shit. ❜

❛ i actually do think that we could fit good together. ❜

❛ i could be good at things that you don't really wanna do. and you're obviously really great at a whole bunch of stuff that I don't know how to do, you know? ❜

❛ i'm wearing a suit 'cause it makes me feel better about myself. ❜

❛ i know that you're trying. i see that you're trying. ❜

❛ you just came from a funeral? ❜

❛ yeah, a funeral of all my enemies. ❜

❛ you want me to make you some coffee? ❜

❛ i just need your focus like you need mine. ❜

❛ you good? ❜

❛ what's your relationship with your mom like? ❜

❛ alright, chef, i need you to salt that like a sidewalk. ❜

❛ looks gorgeous, chef. ❜

❛ i haven't eaten yet. ❜

❛ oh, let me make you something. ❜

❛ yeah, i can make you an omelet. ❜

❛ that wasn't like an ask out or anything, was it? ❜

❛  i'm looking really good. i 'm thinking you should start calling me chef. ❜

❛ well, i'mma keep calling you jagoff, 'cause that's what you like. ❜

❛ you deserve my full focus. ❜

❛ i guess i'm scared that i don't have what it takes to not fuck this up. ❜

❛ you're not gonna fuck it up. ❜

❛ i fuck things up all the time, like, every day. ❜

❛ you could do this without me. ❜

❛ i couldn't do it without you. i wouldn't even wanna to do it without you. ❜

❛ you make me better at this. ❜

❛ you still love to cook, right? ❜

❛ how's the wine? ❜

❛ yo. we're low on forks, chef. ❜

❛ okay, let's start firing some caviar, please. ❜

❛ i was just gonna say how special and cool and great this place is and how i'm the most proud of you ever. ❜

❛ i really appreciate you being so patient with me. ❜

❛ do i have time to go outside and scream "fuck"? ❜

❛ just don't tell them you saw me, 'cause this is embarrassing. ❜

❛ i love them so much. i don't know how to show it. ❜

❛ i don't know how to say i'm sorry. ❜

❛ i need you to say it's okay. ❜

❛ you are being so fucking weird, man. ❜

❛ i'm stuck in a goddamn refrigerator on the opening night of my fucking restaurant. ❜

❛ i failed you guys and it's not gonna happen again. ❜

❛ maybe i'm just not built for this. ❜

❛ because no amount of good is worth how terrible this feels. ❜

❛ i'm really sorry you feel that way. ❜

❛ would you shut the fuck up and get me the fuck outta here, please? ❜

❛ i don't understand why you can't just let something good happen for once in your fucking life? ❜

❛ you wanna talk to me about my fucking kid? at least i got a kid. ❜

❛ where were you when i fucking put your brother in the ground, you selfish piece of shit? ❜

❛ i fucking love you! ❜

❛ you fucking need me. ❜

❛ i just had this sudden urge to tell you that i've always had this, like, massive crush on you. ❜

❛ i love you, chef. ❜

[diresang-a]

I GOT SO MANY FOLLOWERS SO FAST YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE /j

[diresang-a]

BITES U BITES U BITES U BITES U~

            ❝ go ahead and be honest with me, boss. ❞

there's a pause, and a glare.

            ❝ what is your fucking problem. ❞

[diresang-a]

❝ 𝘉𝘶𝘵, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙝𝙞𝙜𝙝. ❞ ♣

independent & selective multi-fandom multi-muse account. currently featuring HUSKER from hazbin hotel. follows from @multiparked.

[diresang-a]

⋆｡ ﾟ☁︎｡ ⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡ selective. 21+. multi-fandom multimuse.             ✩ ━━ raven. any pronouns. 23. est.             ✩ ━━ main blog: @multiparked             ✩ ━━ carrd. headcanons. memes. ⋆｡ ﾟ☁︎｡ ⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡ blog activity status.             ✩ ━━ speed: temp hiatus ( for school )             ✩ ━━ draft count: tbd             ✩ ━━ queue: paused