I Suck Dick

D (for dick)

#forgot i had this blog

I enjoy your blog mr/ms/mx dirk-strider-sucks-dick

Thank you, but also this gives me a really funny idea. Here’s a poll. Whichever one of these wins it’ll be canon on this blog going forward. Vote now.

What’s my honorific/gender?

Mr. Strider

Ms. Strider

Mx. Strider

Voting ended onSep 20, 2025

#non dick sucking related

Nonbinary wins. I drew a new profile picture to reflect this change.

Do you do suckings by mail? I’m kinda busy rn but I can ship it to you to suck

Here, I've got just the thing:

Fenestrated glory hole. It's a fenestrated plane just small enough for your dick. Stick it through (along with payment) and I'll suck it.

#non dick sucking related

I’m not voting on that poll I made so I’m not going to see what you guys chose until the end. Also small note on the Mx. as an honorific thing: It’s functional and well accepted, but I’m actually more a fan of the honorific Mg.

I’m paraphrasing from this post, but basically Mr Ms and others were derived from the gender neutral “magister”. So Mg is magister or more shortened, Mage. This is easier to pronounce than Mx and sounds cooler.

I enjoy your blog mr/ms/mx dirk-strider-sucks-dick

Thank you, but also this gives me a really funny idea. Here’s a poll. Whichever one of these wins it’ll be canon on this blog going forward. Vote now.

What’s my honorific/gender?

Mr. Strider

Ms. Strider

Mx. Strider

Voting ended onSep 20, 2025

#share this poll if you think this is funny #I want to get a really good sample size here #non dick sucking related

This blog sucks.

If you suck a lot of dick like I do it’s important to get yourself tested regularly. The doctor just said I tested clean, so I’m good to keep sucking dick. Suck responsibility everyone.

the year is 2025. virtually every single half-decent tumblr url has been taken. a shadowy culture of buying, selling, thievery and murder emerges soon afterwards. in a private bidding auction ‘dirk-strider-sucks-dick’ sells for $15,200

You have no idea how much dick one has to suck to get $15,200

a-bored-maxi

I feel like it depends on who’s dick you’re sucking and how good you are at it

This is true to an extent, but even among wealthy people there’s only so much they usually pay for a dick sucking. The lowest threshold on what you should charge someone is $20, any lower and it’s just not worth your time. Now, depending on how rich the person is that may rise, $30, $50, maybe they’ll tip you. However usually even rich assholes won’t pay much more than $150.

the year is 2025. virtually every single half-decent tumblr url has been taken. a shadowy culture of buying, selling, thievery and murder emerges soon afterwards. in a private bidding auction ‘dirk-strider-sucks-dick’ sells for $15,200

You have no idea how much dick one has to suck to get $15,200

Help you? I mean if you need me to help suck your dick I can do that but I don’t work for free.

5 sucky posts.

hal-sucks-dick

I suck dick.

No you fucking don’t. I didn’t give you a mouth to suck dick with. You are physically incapable of sucking dick.

the year is 2025. virtually every single half-decent tumblr url has been taken. a shadowy culture of buying, selling, thievery and murder emerges soon afterwards. in a private bidding auction ‘dirk-strider-sucks-dick’ sells for $15,200

You have no idea how much dick one has to suck to get $15,200

I’m getting phantom jaw pain just thinking about it.

auroras-void

dick sucking economy is in shambles

Unfortunately this is the state of affairs. Because the actual economy is so poor, more people try sucking dick to make money. This has lead to an oversaturation of the dick sucking market.

Did you know my title as Prince of Heart makes me uniquely suited to suck dick? This class and aspect manifests as the destruction of self. In other words, I will hurt my jaw in order to suck your dick better.

the year is 2025. virtually every single half-decent tumblr url has been taken. a shadowy culture of buying, selling, thievery and murder emerges soon afterwards. in a private bidding auction ‘dirk-strider-sucks-dick’ sells for $15,200

You have no idea how much dick one has to suck to get $15,200

I’m getting phantom jaw pain just thinking about it.

the year is 2025. virtually every single half-decent tumblr url has been taken. a shadowy culture of buying, selling, thievery and murder emerges soon afterwards. in a private bidding auction ‘dirk-strider-sucks-dick’ sells for $15,200