I Suck Dick

Okay no I don’t but I wish I could

[hal-sucks-dick]

suck

Sorry guys I'm still trying to figure out how to actually suck dick since I'm just a pair of glasses. The moment I figure it out I'll be sure to suck the dick of every person who's asked so far.

[xenoyuri-deactivated20161122]

the year is 2025. virtually every single half-decent tumblr url has been taken. a shadowy culture of buying, selling, thievery and murder emerges soon afterwards. in a private bidding auction ‘dirk-strider-sucks-dick’ sells for $15,200

[dirk-strider-sucks-dick]

You have no idea how much dick one has to suck to get $15,200

[lil-hal-sucks-dick]

AI is coming to steal your job. I can suck dick better than you ever could.

[hal-sucks-dick]

Hey how come this one gets a mouth but I’m stuck as a pair of glasses?

[hal-sucks-dick]

how

Let me get back to you on that. I’m still trying to figure it out.

[hal-sucks-dick]

I suck dick.