contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork
calvin's dad pulling up to the house and seeing the whole driveway covered in a (completed) snowman recreation of the entire terracotta army and he takes a deep breath and greets calvin's mom with "i see calvin remembered his methylphenidate today"
This is significantly cooler than what actually happened, which was a single comic where Hobbes asks to play and Calvin says he has to finish something first and then Hobbes turns back into a stuffed animal.
Update: goat not washed, ty @ajaystillblue
















