dirk's talking mannequin

dirksdaleford enthusiast | follows from thebaid

[dirkdeveraux]

natalie. it / he / xe. minor. disabled.

my date everything sideblog, my main blog is palamedestragedy but i follow from thebaid. not spoiler-free, mature & dark themes, canon-typical de subjects without content awareness mode on, dead dove: do not eat. i love the entire cast and see them as family! my #1 favourite character is dirk deveraux / clarence couture and my favourite ship is dirksdaleford / dirtydrywash.

socials.

tiktok — romanusdemarius

ao3 — lucklessgambler

tags.

content warning tags.

content warning tags are formatted as "cw [subject]" such as cw suggestive, cw violence, cw abuse, cw blood, etc.

general tags.

my rambles — my thoughts that came to me in a dream

my art — my drawings

my writing — my word vomit

my edits — my tiktokslop probably

fav — stash for things i super like!

bookmark — stash for things i'm saving for later

mine — myyy mine mine all of my things

srb — self reblog

self-embodiment of perfection — self reblog from my other blogs / accounts

etc. — other stuff i can't put aforementioned labels to

described — stuff with ids / alt text / are described

not mine — not my things

art — others art

writing — others writing

edits — others edits

analysis — others smartposting

date everything! tags. (will add links later)

pile of style — dirk deveraux / clarence couture special tag

hanger hivemind — the hanks special tag

love her love her love her! — hector valentino airnesto conditionado special tag

man in the mirror — amir special tag

athanatoi — luke nukem special tag

dis aliter visum — friar errol special tag

your biggest fan — fantina fantastico special tag

the doctor is in — farya special tag

the curtains were purple — curt chaffon + rod special tag

eddison's monster — special tag for eddison "eddie" watts + volt

andra moi ennepe mousa — lyric special tag

don't touch that dial cinephile — telly special tag

unearthly delights — parker bradley special tag

our studious doorman — dorian special tag

dead man walking — keith special tag

la vendetta — scandalabra / jon wick special tag

piano concerto no. 21 — keyes special tag

prove it on me blues — rainey special tag

where there's smoke there's... — arma alarm special tag

vien à moi — jean loo pissoir special tag

laundry crew — special tag for characters in the laundry room and surrounding areas

kitchen crew — special tag for characters in the kitchen and surrounding areas

attic tragedy — special tag for characters in the attic and surrounding areas

gym gang — special tag for characters in the home gym and surrounding areas

breaker box boys — special tag for characters in the fuse box closet and surrounding areas

bathroom gang — special tag for characters in the bathroom and surrounding areas

bathroom trio — special tag for amir, johnny splash, and jean loo pissoir

bedroom sleepover — special tag for characters in the bedroom and surrounding areas

living room residence — special tag for characters in the living room and surrounding areas

crawlspace crawlies — special tag for characters in crawlspace and surrounding areas

the office — special tag for characters in the office and surrounding areas (yes this is also a reference to the show)

abstract artt — special tag for the intangible characters

valdivian and co. — special tag for the human characters

date everything else — special tag for date everything original characters

[dinguswingus]

Lowkey these two outsing your fave

[dinguswingus]

AND ANOTHER ROUND

[dinguswingus]

Adventure squad!!

[joydoesathing]

pages, pages, pages 📒🖋️💙

so here's daryl, your mad super quirky diary 💙🖋️📒

[aglassofjupiter]

Is my artstyle recognisable...

[houndmother]

i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of

[houndmother]

exactly

[dirkdeveraux]

willi redraw for a project that was never finished

[joydoesathing]

la llave maestra🗝️🗝️

evil grandma

here's katrina (kate), your skeleton key that has been hidden away underground for a suspiciously unknown reason

[smashjewels]

Dirk and Dorian Doodles

[tldrgender]

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

[chimaerakitten]

Look if a garment is like. Wool or silk. And it’s like, don’t put me in the fucking wash. I’m like yeah of course ma’am I shall lightly dab you with a damp cloth and air you out so you don’t get stinky. But when a polyester garment is like “hand wash only” I’m like who the FUCK do you think you are. You’re plastic. Get in the drum.

[qwerty-zyndraws]

GRAAHHH GO MY OURAN HOST CLUB BEAM!!!!! DATE EVERYTHING HOST CLUB AU WOHOO !!! Feat. Tamaki as Dirk : and yes I decided againts stepford because Dirk has more character to me (sorry stepford fans)

Hikaru and Kaoru as Curt and Rod : for obvious reasons lmfaoo

Honey as Mateo : I do feel bad for implying that Im basically infantilizing him with how honey acts but it fit so welll

Mori as Dorian : strong silent type my loveee also hes cursed as fuck without his beard LMFAAO I HAD TO DO IT TO HIM BECAUSE HES SUPOSED TO BE A TEENAGER

and Kyoya as Mitchell : DID YOU KNOW THEY SHARE THE SAME VA?? MORI ALSO SHARES A VA WITH LUKE BUT FOR OBVIOUS REASONS IM NOT PUTTING NUKE'M IN THAT ROLE BAAGAGAHA I WAS GONNA PUT DAISUKE BUT THEN I FOUND IT OUT

[asdecemberfalls]

Which Date Everything Character Serves More Cunt? (Round 2 Match 12)

clarence

trap dorian

Voting ended onJan 30

(Specifically Clarence, not Dirk, & specifically Trap Dorian, not regular Dorian)

[veryverv]

im starting to really like johnny i like how he doesnt deal with his issues

[alexpdcl]

his 24 karat gold luh bew bew

[gaynfl-moved]

just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

[gaynfl-moved]

heard three people say "amen" in response