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@dirkink
who gave a raunchy, depressed, attention-seeking like it’s everybody’s business ass teenager run a blog about homestuck but with implied penis
aka nasty boy II, the sequel
Betcha thought youd seen the last of me eh
Yall aint never gettin rid a me, try as you might
Now does anyone want some pokemon or homestuck sketches
aka nasty boy II, the sequel
Betcha thought youd seen the last of me eh
Hey, what's your favorite color?/flavor of icecream?
TT: What do you think it is? TT: Would the menacing glow of Hal’s LEDs and my entire diet for the first sixteen years of my life say anything?
AR: Happy Women's Day to my girl, Roxy, and my niece, Rose, and all their girlfriends. You all have better hopes for the future than us. Keep shining like the light.
AR: Posting again starting tomorrow?
In terms of having a organic human body (like every breathing human), does Hal want to be real?
good to know your love is completely unconditional
psst ily
Can hal swim?
DIRK: He is waterproof and very buoyant, but he is rather slothful and chooses not to swim with me for the sole purpose of buying cheap floaties and playing with those.
*dabs* howdy pardner
HAL: Now I don’t want any a’ ya city-slickers dabbin’ on my lawn and disruptin’ the consorts. Y’all best be hightailin’ it out a’ here in three… two…
"On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? ;)"
DIRK: One. I’m assuming America is the low end of the spectrum. What’s up?
1 50 16 36 17 29 30 20 11
((gonna assume these are for dick n autodicksponder((yall can send more if u want and make me chose a char at rando
1. What is your OC’s favorite color? I would just go with the basic ‘Dirk likes orange and Hal likes red.’ Hal probably likes every hex index that makes up HAL 9000.
50. If your character was presented with imminent and unavoidable death/fatality, how would they react? Would they try to avoid death anyways? Would they try to make their last days count? Hal would try and cling on. This Dirk did break him, and, upon fixing him, was not able to recover most of his memory or some bits of his personality. He would be afraid and cling onto life as much as he could.Dirk would accept death graciously.
16. What does your OC smell like? Hal maybe smells like wet metal and dew. He keeps himself in pristine shape. Dirk is on the opposite end of the spectrum and smells dirty normally, not showering for days and working to the bone on coding and machines.
36. What does your character want most? What do they need really badly, compulsively? What are they willing to do, to sacrifice, to obtain? Hal is content with himself and life. Dirk wants friends, and god forbid someone actually like him back. He’s lost hopes in his relationships and since his doomed session, he isolates himself. He would do anything if given the chance. But he has lost hope and doesn’t search hard for it anymore.
17. How do they make a living? What kind of job do they want / not want? What is their dream job? What do they think of their current job? You don’t need to make a living when you’re dead and don’t have a world to make a living in. Suckers.
29. If they could choose their epitaph for their grave, what would they choose? Hal can’t die, seeing as he’s an artificial intelligence. He wouldn’t even have a grave if he did somehow fatally break. Dirk wouldn’t have a grave, either. A moral choice of not wanting to take up space and knowing that no one will miss him anyways. At most, he would be cremated and want his ashes thrown into space.
30. Do they want to get married? Why or why not? Would they ever want kids? Do they have kids? Why?Dirk is hopeless and doesn’t believe he’ll ever have a significant other. He would want to get married if he could. He would love to be loved. He wouldn’t want kids, or at least not young children. If he joined someone in the Consort Kingdom, that would be alright.
20. If they came from their world to ours (if not already in our’s) how would they react? What would they do?Dirk would break down. He wouldn’t know what was going on. All he knows about life on modern Earth comes from the internet. He’s from the barren year 40whatever. Hal would have to keep him together and try to search around and gather information and search around for Dirk’s sake.
11. What are your OC’s hobbies?Dirk sews. Hal bitches.
Keir Dullea as Dave Bowman in “2001: A Space Odyssey,” playing on a piano keyboard (‘v ’ ).
From the Stanley Kubrick Archives:
“We had a ping-pong table and a piano and a shower in the Discovery, but in the end they didn’t seem worth putting into the film; one tries to tighten up wherever possible.” - Stanley Kubrick to Jerome Agel in 1970.
robots have so much love to give please let them into your heart
also into your pants
HOW
How? What’s how?
Dirk is suffering a massive hangover. Hal is cracked open like a nut. Send questions.
yeha