Dirking My Jake

Hey my name is Matt. I am 27 so minors pls dni!! I am interested in Dirk and Jake kissing and holding hands tenderly lol hmu if u wanna talk about em

[dirksjaked]

Hey my name is Matt!! I primarily am interested in Homestuck specifically Dirk Strider and Jake English as well as their ship, dirkjake. This will however also just be a regular old tumblr blog, so I won’t limit myself to what I’m posting on here. Some other things you might find include:

- Sonic the hedgehog (SPECIFICALLY SHADOW)

- Sanrio on occasion

- Chiikawa

- Hamtaro

- ONEGAI MY MELODY PLS PLSPLS TALK TO ME ABOUT IT

- Nu: Carnival

- one piece

- b-beastars (ily legoshi if ur reading this ily)

- jjba (I’m reading steel ball run rn)

- nbc Hannibal

- yugioh (mostly gx or the first gen)

- South Park

- osomatsu san (Karamatsu,,,my beloathed.)

- ngl it’s mostly gonna be homestuck

I’ll update this post as my interests change since this will be my pinned, but rest assured I remain a dirkjaker first and foremost!!! Anyways live laugh love 💕💕💕 feel free to shoot me an ask or a message especially if u wanna talk about dirkjake!!

EDIT: I CANNOT BELIEVE I FORGOT BUT I ALSO COSPLAY LMAO!!! So I’ll probably post a lil of that too uwu. I can’t draw or write v good yet but I sure do know a thing or 2 about dressing up as silly guys!!!! I have a whole instagram just for cosplay so if that strikes your fancy feel free to take a silly little peek! My insta is sparkleshark.mp3 :3

[angstyastro]

These miis getting diagnosed today

[scorpyuu]

🐱

[sunsetagain]

my friend wanted to see Sylus drinking coffee from this mug like this after i shared Kitten Included PV with her so i fulfilled her wish

[buckcel]

bro

[jndvsgay]

i dont know how to rearrange images in order

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[dailycatsblog]

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[girldraki]

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[dogpuppy]

[azuerish]

Thoughts on black rom jakekat? ',:]

Oh, JakeKat. My rarepair that I never expected to get more content in Beyond Canon.

↑ Doodle of appreciation. Thank you for asking this.

Them being in a blackrom seems fitting, yes! I'd love that actually. Since the newer update showed them bickering Del'fi, and eachother then ultimately being tied up together because of it, there is more content of the pair and I am here for it.

I think that Jake never really got into troll romance nor got the overall grasp of it so he doesn't really understand much of the relationships other than what he had with Dirk (Love my DirkJake™ but let's not mention that guy). Karkat would develop black feelings for Jake, he does too but not the black type since he's probably too dumb for that. He'll just realize that maybe he is developing feelings for Karkat but is confused about the quadrant thing because to him this is just romance.

> The involvement of DAVE.

Hey, I think these three would be an interesting group project.

They could be in an auspistisism relationship, having Dave be the one separating the two from forming a kismesistude. Karkat hate-loving Jake. While Jake is just completely oblivious to the idea of dating someone but also having to hate them. He doesn't hate Karkat. His excuse will be that he dislikes some things about him but that doesn't mean he hates him, and that's completely reasonable.

But I think it's obvious that they're making the three involved in that three way triad satyr relationship, whatever they're called. The concept of it is still new to me but I think it's easy to understand the basics of it. Most likely Jake being the beta, Karkat being the omega, and Dave maybe being the alpha? I'm not sure, maybe Dave is also a beta or omega. Alpha doesn't really sit right with me for any of them.

Or maybe I'm just getting a little too carried away and it's not really relating to JakeKat anymore, isn't it.

But that's all on my mind about these two! I think they're a great pair and I can't wait to see more of them in the Meat timeline. God, I love Beyond Canon more than anything. #NeedMoreOfThat 💘

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"