I can't let you do that, Dirk.

Dave said my theme is cute.

[dirkstridersnipples]

All this time and I'm still cute.

[holdmypinky-deactivated20230612]

Visit Original Link

Neon Trees - Animal

What are you waiting for?

Take a bite of my heart tonight.

[ihoupurinsu-blog]

I’m not a nerd, I’m a dork.

[dirkstridersnipples]

It seems that works too.

Dork.

[dirkstridersnipples]

okumatte started following you

Another nerd arrives.

[halsusbport]

Are you going to be okay? 

[dirkstridersnipples]

I. Want to talk to you in private.

[dirkstridersnipples]

Sad beeps.

[halsusbport]

That’s not true, Hal. I know it’s hard to believe it when people say things like that but it really is true.

[dirkstridersnipples]

Thank you, Dirk.

I suppose you would best know what I'm made for since you made me.

[dirkstridersnipples]

(( I'll just. Go. ))

[flowerprlnce]

Oh, that sounds horrible. :(

Im so sorry. I hope things work out for you soon and you can get yourself fully functioning again!!!

[dirkstridersnipples]

Dirk is helping me.

Then I will be able to bring DORITOS. Yes. Incredible.

[dirkstridersnipples]

timaeu replied to your post:timaeu started following you Hello, Dirk.

Hello. Hal, I’m assuming?

Yes, Hal is me.

How are you?

[dirkstridersnipples]

timaeu started following you

Hello, Dirk.

[flowerprlnce]

What happened to your legs??

(But that would be amazing, thank you!!)

[dirkstridersnipples]

The circuitry fried. It was a tragic event.

Okay, really, I just got over run by a powerful emotion and the wires fried.

Unfortunately a robot isn't quite built to handle emotion well within a chassis.

(No problem, dude. Doritos are Important to life.)

[flowerprlnce]

Its nice to meet you, hal.

Ive never actually had doritos.

[dirkstridersnipples]

This is something that needs to be corrected as soon as possible.

Sadly my legs are not functional  currently.

I will bring you some, sometime.

[halsusbport]

…I’m sorry, man.

I’m coming to get you now though. Don’t worry, I’ll get you fixed up good as new if not better.

[dirkstridersnipples]

There is a 98.99999999% possibility that I will never be good enough for anyone. I am a horrible, rude robot.

Not a love machine.

[halsusbport]

Jesus fucking Christ.

What happened and where are you? 

[dirkstridersnipples]

Davesprite and I broke up.

I'm in the living room behind the futon.

[halsusbport]

Did someone say ‘USB port’? 

[dirkstridersnipples]

I fried my leg circuits and pulled them out.

Body suit is melted in approximately five places on my chassis.

My cooling unit has melted as well.

I require assistance... please? I am scared.

I wish now were a time for joking, but unfortunately I have been in panic mode all night.

[flowerprlnce]

Hello!

Im aster and i think im going to have a cookie over dose.

[dirkstridersnipples]

Hello. I am Human Algorithm Learnable, though I prefer to be called Hal.

When I was briefly human two times it seems I enjoyed Doritos.