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@dirkstridersnipples
All this time and I'm still cute.
I’m not a nerd, I’m a dork.
It seems that works too.
Dork.
okumatte started following you
Another nerd arrives.
Are you going to be okay?
I. Want to talk to you in private.
Sad beeps.
That’s not true, Hal. I know it’s hard to believe it when people say things like that but it really is true.
Thank you, Dirk.
I suppose you would best know what I'm made for since you made me.
(( I'll just. Go. ))
Oh, that sounds horrible. :(
Im so sorry. I hope things work out for you soon and you can get yourself fully functioning again!!!
Dirk is helping me.
Then I will be able to bring DORITOS. Yes. Incredible.
timaeu replied to your post:timaeu started following you Hello, Dirk.
Hello. Hal, I’m assuming?
Yes, Hal is me.
How are you?
timaeu started following you
Hello, Dirk.
What happened to your legs??
(But that would be amazing, thank you!!)
The circuitry fried. It was a tragic event.
Okay, really, I just got over run by a powerful emotion and the wires fried.
Unfortunately a robot isn't quite built to handle emotion well within a chassis.
(No problem, dude. Doritos are Important to life.)
Its nice to meet you, hal.
Ive never actually had doritos.
This is something that needs to be corrected as soon as possible.
Sadly my legs are not functional currently.
I will bring you some, sometime.
…I’m sorry, man.
I’m coming to get you now though. Don’t worry, I’ll get you fixed up good as new if not better.
There is a 98.99999999% possibility that I will never be good enough for anyone. I am a horrible, rude robot.
Not a love machine.
Jesus fucking Christ.
What happened and where are you?
Davesprite and I broke up.
I'm in the living room behind the futon.
Did someone say ‘USB port’?
I fried my leg circuits and pulled them out.
Body suit is melted in approximately five places on my chassis.
My cooling unit has melted as well.
I require assistance... please? I am scared.
I wish now were a time for joking, but unfortunately I have been in panic mode all night.
Hello!
Im aster and i think im going to have a cookie over dose.
Hello. I am Human Algorithm Learnable, though I prefer to be called Hal.
When I was briefly human two times it seems I enjoyed Doritos.