Get in the fuckin' robot.

Dirk · 17 · ♂ · Houston Hey. I'm Dirk. This is my blog.

[geromysnipples-deactivated20140]

the not talking thing

its worse in places im not used to but that doesnt stop me from wanting to move haha

[halsusbport]

Oooh. Okay.

Yeah, I'll probably bring up moving while I'm talking with Hal here in a bit. 

[odetoquatremains]

♡

[geromysnipples-deactivated20140]

i know because youre great

and good

[halsusbport]

Greatness just comes with being a Strider.

[dirkstridersnipples]

Sad beeps.

[halsusbport]

Are you going to be okay? 

[geromysnipples-deactivated20140]

nnnnot yet

maybe later when im able to actually open my mouth and make things come out haha

are you ok?

[halsusbport]

Alright, well you know I'm here for you if you ever need someone. 

I'm fine.

[geromysnipples-deactivated20140]

im sorry

but yeah im getting there

communications been hard

[halsusbport]

Anything you need/want to talk about?

Get it off your chest a bit?

[geromysnipples-deactivated20140]

ok

[halsusbport]

You alright? 

I've been worried.

[dirkstridersnipples]

There is a 98.99999999% possibility that I will never be good enough for anyone. I am a horrible, rude robot.

Not a love machine.

[halsusbport]

That's not true, Hal. I know it's hard to believe it when people say things like that but it really is true.

[dirkstridersnipples]

Davesprite and I broke up.

I’m in the living room behind the futon.

[halsusbport]

...I'm sorry, man.

I'm coming to get you now though. Don't worry, I'll get you fixed up good as new if not better.

[dirkstridersnipples]

I fried my leg circuits and pulled them out.

Body suit is melted in approximately five places on my chassis.

My cooling unit has melted as well.

I require assistance… please? I am scared.

I wish now were a time for joking, but unfortunately I have been in panic mode all night.

[halsusbport]

Jesus fucking Christ.

What happened and where are you? 

[dirkstridersnipples]

Maybe if I say USB port and/or nipples, I will summon Dirk and Dave.

[halsusbport]

Did someone say 'USB port'? 

[halsusbport]

I am so relieved.

[halsusbport]

I'm going to lay back down I guess.

[halsusbport]

If I keep trying maybe he'll eventually answer my asks.

Maybe.

I meant to be asleep over an hour ago.

I can't actually sleep though.

[halsusbport]

For multiple reasons.

[geromysnipples-deactivated20140]

im making hot chocolate do you want some

[halsusbport]

Yeah, I think that would be nice

[geromysnipples-deactivated20140]

dirk

[halsusbport]

Hhh.