my weiner hurds

24 he/him

[librarycards]

please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.

[phlebasthebroenician]

[evilvillain123456789]

The toilet exists for me to use.

[imathers]

[toskarin]

[firstethicalpisces]

happy tipsy touch it thursday everybody

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

[cringecorp]

[illusoryfem]

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[occasionaltmblrforafreehero]

[glamrockmike]

realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way

[estro-boi]

[magneatio]

image i reference nearly every day

[crabanarchy]

Women's underwear: no easy access hole

Men's underwear: easy access hole

Conclusion: men are free use sluts?

[crabanarchy]

Fuuuuuck #listeningandlearning

[dogpuppy]

[privatejoker]

it's okay to draw for glory. don't let anyone convince you that art has to be a hobby. you don't have to rest or take breaks. if you feel yourself hitting a wall feel free to lose sleep over the process. you can forgo friendship if you need to. it's completely fine to want your art to win you immortality through your influence and canonization as a master. you don't have to take it easy

[probuccalfat]

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

[btpolistes]