push my existence from your mind

|| blake || 18 || they || estp || ♒ ☀️ || ♋ 🌙 || im getting blackout drunk and youre leaving me alone

[dirtgurb-isgone]

im deactivating my facebook, not coming back on this, deleted my vent blogs, if people want to reach me just text me on viber or whatever

[dirtgurb-isgone]

im fucking graduating today holy shit

[ealdwyne]

[hatake]

me: (has super negative thought)

me: thank you Captain Edge Lord can we please hear from someone else today

[dirtgurb-isgone]

my english teacher said to me "im looking forward to reading your plath essay" and im sure she expects me to be like really profound and insightful but honestly it would end up being 'shes gay lol' if i even ended up doing it, which i didnt

[sirxusblack]

sylvia plath + favorite poems

[dirtgurb-isgone]

non-wrap eaters have privilege over wrap eaters because non-wrap eaters dont have to endure the heartbreak that is when stuff falls out of your wrap and onto the floor

[mactherat-deactivated20160810]

Stop appropriating wrap-eating culture because vegetarian wraps arnt real wraps

[dirtgurb-isgone]

ill wrap myself in a carpet and jump at you and then well see

[dirtgurb-isgone]

non-wrap eaters have privilege over wrap eaters because non-wrap eaters dont have to endure the heartbreak that is when stuff falls out of your wrap and onto the floor

[john-marshall]

they’re organizing

[john-marshall]

literally this is right after an aquarius responded to an aries and a libra and was like “it’s alright! I’m right here with you we’re the shit trio!” and now they’ve like, reclaimed it. wtf. no. is this my penance for putting aquarius in shit tier

[dirtgurb-isgone]

aquaruis will reign alex

[john-marshall]

I think I was warned like, three times because people told me in passing that Aquarians were more “communal” than any other sign so I guess I should have imagined this and just put you in Fuck You Tier by yourselves to begin with

[dirtgurb-isgone]

we will drag you down with us

[su-faces]

pls caption this

[goblinshell]

when ur already having a bad day and something else decides to go wrong

[john-marshall]

they’re organizing

[john-marshall]

literally this is right after an aquarius responded to an aries and a libra and was like “it’s alright! I’m right here with you we’re the shit trio!” and now they’ve like, reclaimed it. wtf. no. is this my penance for putting aquarius in shit tier

[dirtgurb-isgone]

aquaruis will reign alex

[sandsvendor100]

Gall Out Post

Here Is A Gall Out Post For Cosign Gerold

(Bicture Of Boy)

Gerold Get Gall Bladder Infection

He Get It Removed By Universe Class Surgeon Health Boys

Fat Fuck Cosign Gerold Rest Up Wish Him Well Or Pay The Price

[dirtgurb-isgone]

the increase of my mental stability is directly proportional to the decrease in my ability to be funny

[vital-dust]

[iwishiwasyour-favouritegirl]

this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react

[gamegrrl]

different types of drunks

1. Party Drunk:

will talk to anyone and everyone

only does shots

has to literally be dragged home at the end of the night because they refuse to acknowledge that the party has ended and they’re the only person still there

2. Blissful Drunk

does nothing but laugh

just happy to be included

too good for this world

loves you so much even though they just met you four minutes ago

probably also does acid

3. Emotional Drunk

not great at parties

is either crying tears of sorrow bc there’s no chips left or crying tears of gratitude bc someone showed them where the bathroom is

brings out everyone’s inner mother

4. Parent Drunk

keeps everyone’s shit together

everyone thinks they’re sober but they’ve actually had 5 shots in an hour

knows when u need to go home and will make sure you get there

holds back your hair when you’re vomiting at 3am

5. Slutty Drunk

never gets cold

makeup never smudges

never has to buy their own drinks

you think they’re sloppy and have no idea what they’re doing but every move is calculated and intentional

6. Sloppy Drunk

wasted by 10pm

needs to be taken home early

will drink anything you give them as long as there’s alcohol in it

a Mess

never learns from their mistakes

[dirtgurb-isgone]

boys and girls by will.i.am singlehandedly stopped homophobia